Port Short

A Newport cigarette that has mostly been smoked but still has 3-5 hits left.

Yo, before you flick that cig, lemme get a port short!

by double8s January 5, 2011

Short story long

Something that could have been told in a more concise way but is dragged out because the teller doesn't know how to tell a story. It's a play on the annoying clarifier, "Long story short," people use to sum up a digression, which really never seems to be that short anyway. So instead you say the opposite.

So I was walking into the store the other day, I wanted to get some aspirin because I had this massive headache and I walked down aisle four but they only had Tylenol but that doesn't work and I went to the counter and short story long this guy was holding up the store!

by adk132 December 8, 2009

Short bus rapper

Rappers who rap nonsense and have terrible music. Hyped by people for no reason.

Dude 1: Have you listened to Lil yachty' new album??

Dude 2: Nah dude, yachty a short bus rapper with his shitty bars.

by trashboybowdown March 21, 2017

Toronto shordy

Roots tracksuit, acrylics, Air Force 1s, bubble jacket, jansport backpack, edges laid, false lashes

Yeye I’m a Toronto shordy

by lele2328 December 22, 2019

Short change hero

Someone who is outcasted/ostracized by society and is generally viewed as a bad/unethical person but they always try to be the hero in bad situations or events out of compassion and honor.

"You're the type of Short change hero this department needs Jackson!"

by Wolf chaser March 16, 2019

short straw

To get or draw the short straw means to be chosen for something no one wants.

Poor guy. He drew the short straw this time. I'm glad I don't have to do it.

by rtilley October 15, 2013

Shootyz Groove

Shootyz Groove is rap metal band from New York. They have released a few albums, and are featured on the complination 'Loud Rocks'.

Shootyz Groove is the best rap metal band of all time!

by CKY fan October 6, 2004