closet shopping

1. To look through your closet and discover articles of clothing you:
a. Forgot you bought/owned.
b. Haven't worn in a while.
c. Have been saving for when you can finally fit into them again.

2. To go through all the clothing you own and put together new outfit combinations that you never thought of before.

1.
a. "Oh wow, I bought that top months ago and never wore it! Closet shopping is awesome!"
b. "I think the last time I wore this dress was when I went on that blind date in February. The date was shit, but damn did I look good."
c. "Holy fuck, these were the jeans I wore almost every day in high school. I don't remember why I kept them all this time. Oh yeah, that's right, I lost my virginity wearing these. Sweet."

2. "Why didn't I ever think of wearing this striped sweater vest with my plaid shirt? Bet I'll get ALL the drunk hipster chicks now."

by An Asian Girl December 7, 2011

short shopping

The art of sifting through ashtrays to find partially smoked cigarettes. (Usually done when one has no cigarettes of their own to smoke)

"I ran out of smokes and the store was closed, so I went out back and did some short shopping."

by Mr. Arkade March 12, 2014

boozery shopping

When college students go to the grocery store and end up buying more booze than groceries.

Hey guys, I just got back from boozery shopping. Let's party!

by tastynuggets21 March 18, 2014

Brocery Shopping

The act of shopping for groceries with your bros

Yo lets go brocery shopping

by Ajay2529 May 26, 2015

slop shopping

When in a pinch after last call your main choice or second option has disappeared from the bar with her ex that gave her warts or simply chose the better man, you look around and begin slop shopping.

Dude ! I know you were slop shopping last night your couch smells like cheese curds and panda shit.

by Redalert423 July 14, 2017

para-shopping

buying irrelevant, unnecessary and unwanted things, buying out of the mainstream, deliberately buying non-advertised goods, buying between advertisements, superficial shopping, collateral shopping, a selection of less desirable and less important items as an act.

She went para-shopping.

by word act January 19, 2018

Slusher Shopping

The right of passage all Virginia Tech students undertake to Slusher Tower. The quest to find a desperate women and smash, there are 13 floors of misery to choose from, if you dont succeed you backflip off the top.

Man, I really want to smash.

Bro, just go Slusher Shopping.

by sad_boi_hours October 20, 2019