shocker

two in the pink one in the stink

If all else fails give that bit$h the SHOCKER!!!!

by robwestcoast September 28, 2006

self shocker

Accidently plunging your finger/fingers into anus,once and not enjoying it, during the act of wiping. Usually because of inadequate wiping material. Doing this repeatedly falls under self gratification.

That toiletpaper is so thin I just got a self shocker.

by Justin S February 7, 2005

shocker

Two in the pinky one in the stinky.

Wait you arent going to do the shocker on me are you?

by Kerr July 22, 2008

Jerry Shocker

Jerry Garcia was missing his middle finger.
So two in butt one in vagina.

See Shocker...

So two in butt one in vagina.

by Dr. Krak June 10, 2006

HAWK SHOCKER

The Hawk Shocker is similar to the regular shocker, but instead of two in the pink and one in the stink it equates to one in the pink and three in the stink.

Tom: Hey Zach what's up dude? Did you hook up with that Laura chick after the party?

Zach: I sure did!!! I took her home and gave her the ole HAWK SHOCKER and now she won't stop calling me!

by JIMMY TOM March 21, 2009

shocker

Two in the please us one in the Oh Jesus.

My friend is dating a stripper and I told him he needs to give her the shocker, you know two in the please us and one in the Oh Jesus.

by DREP November 24, 2006

big shocker

two in the blood, one in the mud

two in the prize, one in the shize

two in the cat, one in the rat

two in the gap, one in the crap

by T. March 1, 2004