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Alaskan Sewer Pipe

Shit in a condom, freeze it, and use it on your partner.
Jake used an Alaskan Sewer Pipe on Shawn and ripped his asshole .

filthy sewer 

Typically said by Drill Instructors in the 60s and 70s when a recruit speaks and nothing worthwhile comes out of his mouth.
D.I. “Johnson, the first thing out of that filthy sewer better be yes Drill Sergeant!!!”
filthy sewer by L.T. Columbo June 22, 2021

Banging on a sewer pipe 

“Hey man, I was banging on a sewer pipe last night

Stinky disco sewer rat

Brennan....

Brennan is a stinky disco sewer rat
Rat + lights = Brennan
Yep, just on your left you have a stinky disco sewer rat. His name's Brennan

Information Sewer 

The "back side of the Internet", the opposite of Al Gore's Information Superhighway. The meeting place for all the defecations of information that are the byproduct of giving billions of people unfettered access to the World Wide Web. Tends to overflow when certain events occur such as the capture of a terrorist or celebrity motorcycle accidents. Flows downhill to nowhere in particular.
The news of Dan's promotion went trickling down the Information Sewer.
Information Sewer by Dim Jim June 15, 2006

Pretty Sewer Clown 

A most foul creature who likes to refer to himself as a "pretty pretty sewer clown". In fact, he is a ugly mother fucker. Assumes and believes that everyone is indeed crowning and/or having abortions. Loves harassing teenagers in the middle of productive conversation. Enjoys shoving dangerous items such as (a cactus, sunflowers, cats, your mom, chainsaws, chainsaw dildo's, paprika, ect...) into his or yours rectum/anus/vagina/penis hole/dilating nipple/mouth. Does not go away even when pressed with criminal charges against minors for sexual harassment. Think's everything you say, is a sexual "come on". For example: "Clown go away, we hate you more then anything in the world" "Oh yyeaaaa". If told to leave. He uses such phrases such as "Fuck you, your crowning" "Fuck you" "Fuck you, your having an abortion" Fuck you, your pre-cumming" "I'm back bitches!", "Shut up fuckers!", "Fuck your ass" "Fuck you, fatty." "I am clown" "I am pretty pretty clown" "You are ruining MY conversation." "Motherfucker" "I'm gonna fuck, -insert name here- " "'GUESS WHAT!?!?' 'what?' 'YOUR CROWNING'" Sounds of an old pedophile man who smokes too much for his own good. All in all, is a piece of shit that should just die and not live anymore. Beware : of the clown. and "FUCK YOU!" This is a very offensive term. Calling someone a clown or a crowning clown and or Sewer Clown, is VERY offensive. User Desecration is Advised.