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sextional

What someone or a couple refers to their sectional couch as when they routinely have sex on it
Hey girl, let's watch a movie then bang it out on the sextional!
by GlazeHer February 14, 2014
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Sectionise

To make into a section
I think this sentence deserves a section on its own. Sectionise it.
by epistemologicallychallenged September 6, 2011
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C Sectioned A Mattress

A phrase which has no particular meaning. Commonly used as a meme.

The phrase comes from Adrijus Bee AKA Adrijus08, a simple but odd misinterpretation of the song ‘In My Room’ by Frank Ocean whilst in the back of a friends car. The true lyrics of which he was trying to interpret were “…no sleeper seats, that’s a mattress”.

The entire video was a video filmed by Joel Long AKA minigod802, it was a daily video that would include Ryan, Adrijus & Joel, where they would say “LAAAHD” an odd but interesting way to keep memories of being in the back of Cody’s car (as it was only that year they would be in that car after school).

The phrase resurfaced as Ryan Monty AKA Paulie__Dee rewatched the video and found the phrase that Adrijus said quite amusing. This lead to Ryan saying the phrase frequently and making an inside joke, nowadays the phrase is said by millions across the world, including celebrities like: Drake, Taylor Swift, The Weeknd, Joji, The Burger King mascot etc.
Person 1: “C Sectioned A Mattress”

Person 2: “The fuck?”

Person 3: “Bro think he Fintan or Sheamus”
by FAT KHUNT September 29, 2022
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Passionfruit Suction

When you're joking about something and it sounds like a sex joke, but is totally irrelevant to sex. And is merely about almost choking on a passionfruit in a pornstar martini
"Hey, can't wait to get home and give you a passionfruit suction"
"Really?!"
"....no"
by MajorSpoonage August 21, 2019
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anal suction

When you are haveing anal sex and you pull your cock out of the girls ass so fast that it causes a suction makeing her crap all over you
I was so scared when her dad walked into the room i pulled out so quick causing an anal suction. That made her shit all over me.
by yoyoyoooooo December 15, 2007
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knob suction

In simple words...it is a blow job.
I was so drunk last nite that I found myself chattin with a wombatic dick shark that insisted on giving me some knob suction.
by BONE May 3, 2003
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dirty suction cup

When your girlfriend/wife straddles your leg and her vagina suctions on like a wet toilet plunger in a toilet.
Last night Theresa gave Mike a dirty suction cup, Mike said he had to scrub his leg for an hour to get the smell off.
by DaRth79 January 13, 2014
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