scottish nationalist

a beardy jock who thinks that england is persecuting scotland, despite the fact that we have been propping up their shitty little country for years.
big country, population less than london. Hmm yes, I can see how that would be financialy viable

gee us oor independance ya sasanach barstad.
with pleasure, we'll save millions

by Mr Flibble April 20, 2004

Scottish

An obsolete term given to a person originally from Scotland, but due to a referendum, said person is now referred to as British.

Remember when the Scottish had some pride and passion? Shame they were spineless, couldn't stand up for themselves and succumb to being British.

by flyingbritsman October 1, 2014

Scottish

Noun, adj.

Generally used outside of Scotland as a gentle way of describing a drunk, job-less, aggressive, half-crazy football supporter with a horrible accent coming from the north who thinks he's the shit.

Within Scotland, used synonymously with pride, strength, health, honor and decency. Something everybody knows the Scots for, obviously, not head butts and heroin addiction.

Scottish may also be used to describe an excessively stupid act: "stop acting so scottish and put that needle down man!"

Do not confuse with Chav, which, while it is an equally repulsive animal, comes from Kent and Essex, not Glasgow. However, Chav and Scot are not mutually exclusive.

Scottish may be used to describe a fat person who deep-fries chocolate, or someone who wouldn't spare a penny to save his dying grand-mother.

I can't believe I just saw this fat, drunk, aggressive, half-crazy, skirt-wearing, money grabbing, heroin addicted, job-less football supporter choke on that deep fried mars bar!! He looks really proud of himself too. He must be Scottish.

by polishimmigrant March 2, 2011

Scottish windmill

A sexual act in which the male partner twirls his penis over his partner, hitting them each time it passes.

This act can be done standing or sitting. This is the Scottish windmill

by King160 August 21, 2014

not scottish

When something is right/perfect.

To be "not scottish" is a compliment.

Person 1: "Wow, you did that perfectly!"
Person 2 "Yea, definitely not scottish. :D"

by Welshmanlikestehsheep September 14, 2008

Scottish coffee

A perversion of Irish coffee enjoyed by certain Russian girls who did not realize that there is a difference between Irish Whiskey and Scotch, or even between an Irishman and a Scot.

Olga ordered asked for J&B in her Irish whiskey. We christened it as Scottish Coffee.

by jhhhcentruian September 22, 2005

Scottish Facial

When playing Gears of War 2 on Xbox Live a beast named Scottish33 downs you and curbstomps you.

Kid 1: Dude how was gears?
Kid 2: Cool but this Scottish33 kid kept stomping me.
Kid 1: Aw dude, he gave you the scottish facial?
Kid 2: Ya...

by Scottish33 December 23, 2008