schmeventy

"Sh-mev-en-ty"
A number, it's Seventy, give or take Seventy (so anywhere between zero and one hundred & forty).
0 ≤ Schmeventy ≥ 140

See: "schmeven" for a smaller version

I have about schmeventy miles left of fuel in my car.
I drank around schmeventy shots last night at the party.
I was sent schmeventy reels by my friend on Insta last night.

by Formalis September 6, 2025

Schmeeple

Your local cutie patootie

Aw cute, Stephanie is such a Schmeeple.

by Mor(e)peko November 17, 2025

schweeby schmeepy

Term which replaces the inferior word 'sleep' in common use. The experience of sleep is awesome and wonderful, clearly requiring a much better term. Swcheeby Schmeepy is pleasing to say and usurps the term 'sleep.'; A condition of body and mind such as that which typically recurs for several hours every night, in which the nervous system is relatively inactive, the eyes closed, the postural muscles relaxed, and consciousness practically suspended.

Wow, it's been a crazy day I am so excited to get some swcheeby schmeepy(n)!!
I'm going to scheweeby schmeepy (v) because I'm schweeby schmeepy (adj)!

by RIvercityambleR August 25, 2017

Giga Schmete

Being a schmete of a person; speaks for itself

Lucas is such a giga schmete

by John wick 78540007 August 23, 2025

doo doo schmere

1.The shit marks on the toilet after you flush.
2.The shit that doesn't want to be flushed down the toilet.

Damn that doo doo schmere makes my toilet look like a chocolate,vanilla swirled icecream cone.

by king poopie February 10, 2007

Macaroni and schmeese

A another word for kids this position will make u have kids and bust while a child comes out and the cum and blood looks yellow mixed together

Let’s do Macaroni and schmeese since your pregnant :)

by DaddyMillkers_671 December 11, 2021