schmete 

A small penis

I got a lil schmete

schmete by Lilschmete May 4, 2018

schmete 

Small penis

Check out my newest song on the lil schmete youtube channel

schmete by Lilschmete February 21, 2018

Giga Schmete 

Being a schmete of a person; speaks for itself

Lucas is such a giga schmete

Giga Schmete by John wick 78540007 August 23, 2025

schmeedium 

A person who is annoying you or referring to yourself doing something dumb

Man I’m such a schmeedium or “Wow did you hear how loud that guys mustang was... what a schmeedium”.

schmeedium by Riiiles June 8, 2019

Schmetzle splash 

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.

I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.

Schmetzle splash by \_/Sar\_/ September 21, 2005

schmeeked 

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high

Bro you're schmeeked

schmeeked by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

schmegegy 

Yiddish word that means buffoon, idiot, or dummy

David: I don't want people to think I'm wrong, I'll look like a schegegy.

Iris: Well, you fell down a flight of stairs and had a cake fall over you. You're already a schmegegy!

schmegegy by Moonwarrior December 19, 2007