Schloink

A way of saying "masturbate" for men.

I am going to schloink when I get home.
I am schloinking it right now.

by SchloinkingIt January 8, 2024

Schloinkus

When you are a creature of schloink

Schloinkus:gnaheheha
Fuck boy Tom: aww shit (running and sweating)

by Official word Nugget November 13, 2023

schlock in

To focus in, locking in, zone in and get shit done.

Damn. Hann's been procrastinating. It's time to schlock in.

by CatEatingCheetos December 6, 2023

Schlodged

When someone is in the middle completing something but they get utterly obliterated. It is an onomatopoeia for the property that slush has when you step on it.

Bob was in the middle of his final projected when he got schlodged by his professor.

by untab March 1, 2024

schlodge

The wet water that comes out of slush when you step on it.

The schlodge squirted out of the slush when I stepped on it.

by untab March 1, 2024

Schlode

A penis that has qualities of perfection. The girth of a chode; alongside the length of a shlong. You might find that people named Cooper Rutledge have a “Schlode”

Cooper Rutledge has the NICEST schlode!

by poopsiclesandcream March 21, 2024

Schlokke

Verb. To be utterly flabbergasted at their lack of intelligence and/or common sense of a person/object in every way physically possible such that you are forced to tell them the harsh truth of it all, and when they undoubtedly deny your "outrageous" claims, you take any and all sources of nutritious substances that maintain their life in order for them to suffer your mental pain that you had to endure whilst being in a mile radius of them.

I schlokked Bob.

by Bil Neye April 24, 2024