shlomo

a big meat gazer, fudge packer, goofy, jeff master, salad tossing, adolescent that is a direct descendent from a long line of africans from the jimbajimba tribe

stefan is such a shlomo, he likes guys!

Jeff: Is that kid black?

Susie Q: No he's just a shlomo.

by tyler gumpy July 31, 2006

shlomo

(ultra immence name)(gotta love that word)(word)

"who are you?"
"me? Oh im' shlomo"

by luke skywalker October 21, 2004

The Dirty Scomo

This maneuver if thats what you Australian parlimentary losers want to call it is when you pretent to shake a womans hand very convincingly but 'accidentally' thrust it into the soft spot between either her tits or legs (depending the relativity of her height and yours).

You only do this if you are confident that you have an AU prime ministers reptilian grin and a "fuck the rest of the country man, only Canberra (where the majority of the politicians live) can smoke dope," mentality.

The Dirty Scomo would be explained by the following convo between copycat surfees who just so happen to watch Australia's favourite crappy 'question time' parlimentary broadcast:

Bruh 1: "duuuuuuuuuuuude, I just saw how SCOMO did a fly handshake where his hand ended up on a chicks tits and bra!"

Bruh 2: "Us surfees need 2 change our tactics unless the surfee kind get wiped out on the next R excuse wave."

Bruh 3 and 4: "nah man, were already charged for that, can't do it even if we tried, plus were in Canberra too busy getting high with Scomo himself, he's gnarly and paid us to be his best friend for like 3 hours while getting baked."

by Jack Herrer January 7, 2020

slobodon

Slobodon is a Serbian man-baby who still lives with his parents. He spends his days stalking and harassing various girls online. He tries to get them to skype to get naked and show his uncut little man part. He can be sweet, charming and loving but don't fall for it, he's borderline sociopath and/or psychopath and won't change and in the end you will regret ever knowing him. All you can do to get away is block him and his army of various online fake accounts forever. Slobodon can also refer to other men who do the same.

"Look man, stop stalking and harassing me, don't get all Slobodon on me!"

by SaberloTodo July 21, 2014

Slobodan Milosevic

An Ante Pavelic wannabe.

Ante Pavelic was better at killing large amounts of innocent people, fucking over the Balkans and getting away with it than Slobodan Milosevic ever was.

Never forget the Serbian holocaust, unless you're in the Western media. Then you can be as dishonest as you want if it makes for a good story. Ignoring a century of history to paint the Serbs as the "new Nazis" sure is a good story, isn't it?

by DevonTheGreater September 17, 2008

sloming

something the government made up to try and trick kids into thinking marijuana is bad. of course actual intelligent people know that if sticking leeches on yourself got you high,happy with yourself and content with the world people would actually do it but of course it doesn't so people smoke pot instead.

dude do you want to slom tonight?
no sloming dumb lets just smoke pot instead.
ok, it's actually fun!

by leo stewart May 9, 2007

shlomo

1. King.

2. Smart man alive.

3. Bigamist.

Wow man you sure pooled a Shlomo on those girls...

by sabaabayababa April 16, 2010