girl's day

only the most amazing and talented girls kpop group consisting of 4 members, sojin, yura, minah and hyeri. alot of people dislike them for being too sexual or sexy but their music is great.

kpop stan: oMg have u heard girl's day????
kpop stan2: yESSSS THEIR MUSIC IS A BOP

by bodyrolls July 27, 2017

St. Patty's Day

Not a real day , said by stupid Americans. Actually spelt St. Paddys day . (The Irish for Patrick is Padraig so paD is correct not paT)

Are you going to the St. Patty's day parade (WRONG)

I was out at the pub for a few scoops on St. Patrick's Day. (RIGHT)

by ~Mc Lovin' March 21, 2017

Mother's Day Masacre

when you are fucking a girl and right before you nut you pull out a picture of her mom and nut on it

I pulled the Mother's Day Masacre on Jenny yesterday!

by Wood November 29, 2004

April Fool's Day

Noun: A day when one's deepest desire comes *true*. (and fools all their friends on facebook!)

1. Alison changed her relationship status on facebook to "Alison is engaged" on April Fool's Day. Many of her facebook friends fell for it but Betty just laughed at her desperation.

2. Richard buys lotto every week and on April Fool's Day, he updates his facebook status to "Richard is now a millionaire!!! He just won lotto!!!"

by gadgetfish May 1, 2010

Galentine’s Day

n. A special day when gals assemble with their female bffs and celebrate life.

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Stand aside men. Galentine’s Day has begun.

by gnostic3 February 14, 2020

Dale's Day

1) Start off the day by finishing off uni
2) Come home and work on your car
3) Watch Miami Vice with a Hot Blonde
4) Complete Life on Expert

Dale's Day can only be achieved by a chosen few~

by Ark35 December 8, 2010

St. Crispin's day

Saint's day 25th October - commemorates the twin saints Crispinus and Crispianus. It has recently been argued by leading academics that these names are 'fuck off funny'.

St. Crispin's day is gay.

by BettyLou April 18, 2007