Enseignement scientifique

mandatory subject that french kids have to attend
the most annoying thing ever because you don’t learn anything

way for the « Education Nationale » to make parents believe that their kids still learn sciences while they just watch videos about DNA and the ozone layer

“Hey meuf, do you know what we have for the next period ?
-Hey, we have Enseignement scientifique…
-Should OUI skip class ?
-Grave”

by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023

sciencefictionland

Phenomenon of language attempting to deconstruct aesthetic without language realizing that it is incapable of structural self-critique (self-deconstructionism).

Sciencefictionland is fiction.

It leads to chimeral (representational) results.

by tomorrowtomorrow November 13, 2018

scientitian

Someone who uses scientific vocabulary to sound like a smart ass but is really a stupid retard

fams really said he knows the molecules of the number 5, definitely a scientitian

by Amelia Rideout September 12, 2022

Scientifical

a. something that is scientific.
b. something that is full of science.

a. "Look at the scientifical books"

b. "There are many scientifical facts to back this up."

by Miss Cat August 3, 2007

Scientition

The Scientition is a metal/thrash/melodic band from Hastings, UK.

A Scientition is one of The Scientitions fans.

I am a Scientition and I love The Scientition!

by Mr Power Hi Tech January 12, 2011

Scientificky

Something that sounds sciencecy or relates to science

Using big words in science may help you sounds scientificky

by dandyDavis June 29, 2010

scientificical

This word is the definition of a scientific answer with a play on words and has not yet been included into English grammar but is used in secondary and primary science departments. It basically has the same meaning of scientific.

Give me a scientificical answer to the reason of the force push.

by Namelia not to be shown December 15, 2017