Returnaholics

Customers who buy items only to take them home and use them for a short period of time and then return them realizing they didn't need them at first but they just wanted to see what it's like to have it.

In 2010, $185 billion worth of merchandize is bought and returned to the store by returnaholics.

by NoahS1 May 11, 2010

return close face

when a person performs a close face on you, you can returns the favor by performing the return close face where you moving your face closer to their face to scare them off. Works well on people with homophobic nature.

My roommate pulled the close face on me so I had to use the return close face to fend them off.

by Midwood August 13, 2010

Rotuble

A diff. way to spell trouble

Gotta love texting fails <3

My friend is in major rotuble!

by mrs. Vanity<3 June 17, 2012

rogurt

Rum and yogurt mixed into one beverage.

Bro, I'm soooo thirsty for rogurt right now

by rebby April 23, 2014

Return fire

When a man pisses at a urinal, and some of his pee ricochet off of the urinal and lands on his face. This usually only happens when a man's stream is very powerful, so that is why this earned the name returning fire. A man's stream is so powerful that the urinal has no other decision but to retaliate.

Me: Why is your face wet?
Friend: Because a urinal gave me some heavy return fire.
Me: Whats return fire?
Friend: When you piss at a urinal and it decides to return the favor.

by IcomplainToTheInternet17 November 14, 2018

return you

break up with, leave

i'll return you back to your panrest

by badboiruru March 4, 2019

returgidity

A state of have turgidity following a refractory period.

I had a boner and then got another one within a few minutes, this returgidity is making me regret wearing sweat pants to work.

Manuel took dick pills and did not experience returgidity, just one and done.

by Bam Bam Bonertown June 12, 2019