Numb Rod is the first cousin of the dreaded whiskey dick, yet with Numb Rod the male is able to maintain an erection while participating in a sexual act. The only problem is the excessive amounts of alcohol makes in nearly impossible for the man to ejaculate.
Fuck it, I give up! That Numb Rod got the best of me again. (Inter-monologue, “I’ll just jack-off tomorrow.”)
by Coolboarder July 26, 2006
Get the Numb Rod mug.A situation in which a heterosexual male human being is having anal sex with a female human being in the doggystyle position and a 2nd male enters the room and inserts his penis into the other male's anus from behind. The male in the middle is perplexed as to whether he should continue his anal sex with the woman while he gets it from behind or if he should just stop altogether.
Male 1: "I hooked up with the hottest girl at the club last night and everything was going fine until she surprised me with the dirt rod."
Male 2: "Oh man! So did you stop or continue?"
Male 1: "I finished and got the hell out of there!"
Male 2: "Oh man! So did you stop or continue?"
Male 1: "I finished and got the hell out of there!"
by nirvarner September 3, 2010
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Get the Fattening-rod mug.1. A spring loaded, metal rod used to hang drapes and curtains.
2. An uptight, dick head of a douche bag. Usually your boss or ass wipe of a co-worker. Tension Rods cause undue stress and pressure in the workplace due to incompetence, mismanagement, laziness and poor performance.
2. An uptight, dick head of a douche bag. Usually your boss or ass wipe of a co-worker. Tension Rods cause undue stress and pressure in the workplace due to incompetence, mismanagement, laziness and poor performance.
Sandra hung her new curtains with a tension rod.
Frank's boss is the ultimate douche. He is what you might say, a real tension rod.
Frank's boss is the ultimate douche. He is what you might say, a real tension rod.
by Eaton Holgoode September 7, 2016
Get the Tension Rod mug.A stripped down or highly customized vehical of vintage nature... Often alot of horsepower goes hand in hand with this vehical, not to be confused with its lesser counter part the ratrod,the hot rod car is very well planned out and done nicely with a good looking paint job... They usualy attract alot of attention from common folk and the cops but this will always be one bad ass vehical
by Tower09 November 22, 2016
Get the hot rod car mug.An act of oral sex performed upon a male, in which the individual performing the act has half a mouthful of a warm or hot beverage, including but not limited to: coffee, tea, hot chocolate, tabasco sauce, or chicken noodle soup.
'Hey Ryan! What's with the ice pack?'
'That girl gave me a Cincinnati Hot Rod last night. It's gonna burn for weeks, but it was totally worth it.'
'That girl gave me a Cincinnati Hot Rod last night. It's gonna burn for weeks, but it was totally worth it.'
by Elipses S Grant October 14, 2013
Get the Cincinnati Hot Rod mug.Mario and Rod are the single best TV broadcasting team in all of sports. Their knowledge of the game is unrivaled and they have the uncanny ability to lift the spirits of their audience when the Tigers are struggling. Mario and Rod have a vast following all over the USA especially in Comerica Park where their names and/or faces can be found on either of the following: signs, bare male chests, etc.
some common words/phrases used by both talented broadcasters:
Mario: "It's a great night for baseball good evening I'm Mario Impemba alongside Rod Allen...," "He's hitting at a .324 clip," "check it..."
Rod: "without question," "absolutely stellar," "in that regard," "bad self," "fresh fade"
and many, many more
some common words/phrases used by both talented broadcasters:
Mario: "It's a great night for baseball good evening I'm Mario Impemba alongside Rod Allen...," "He's hitting at a .324 clip," "check it..."
Rod: "without question," "absolutely stellar," "in that regard," "bad self," "fresh fade"
and many, many more
by MD2B September 7, 2007
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