Reluctant Boner

A sudden, uncontrollable erection , that mysteriously springs up at the most innappropriate times imaginable. Such as; during job interviews for teaching pisitions, while testifying in front of a jury when your looking at life in prison, during political debates when your running for office, on your wedding night dancing with all your in laws but not when you dance with your wife, and when meeting your girlfriends five year old Bruce for the first time. Often , medical intervention is necassary, and you probably will need to retain a lawyer as most people report reluctant boners as sexual assaults. These are highly embarrassing erections , and can sometimes be fatal. Be prepared to leave town, as trying to explain a reluctant boner just makes it worse.

My ass is red as,my cheeks because a reluctant boner made an unfortunate appearance just as I met my girlfriend's baby sister and now I've got to move out of town.

by Triflegirl August 11, 2018

rebound robert

idk what to tell you go look at mattias snap stories

“rebound robert day 15”

by iceyiz December 19, 2019

Reluteless

Adjective

agressive, sarcastic and non-stop behavior towards everyone in the room.

Combination of relentless and ruthless.

The man was reluteless, at the party there were many laughs and tears.

by Randy Handshaker February 3, 2020

Relux

To relux is to take out some time in the day to be alone, clear your thoughts and achieve a little inner peace and luxurious comfort before going back out into the world refreshed, focused and ready to face it.

Focusing on improving your mental health and self care for the day to bring out the best version of yourself after world events have run you down.

Going into a luxury meditation hibernation to strut back out like a zen mode queen.

Mom: Where have you been all day, I haven't seen you since breakfast?

Daughter: This lockdown rubbish has been giving me a headache, I need to relux. I do not need stress wrinkles.

by zaraknowsbest October 15, 2020

Reclounged

When someone sits in the middle of a 1993 Mazda b2600i and they try to recline/lounge in the middle while the driver try’s to bang gears and whip shitties

Just sit back and reclounged

by Fish nigha June 26, 2021

Reclounged

When someone sits in the middle of a 1993 Mazda b2600i and they try to recline/lounge in the middle while the driver try’s to bang gears and whip shitties

I am reclounged right now

by Fish nigha June 26, 2021

Rebound

Coined by rap artist KaPeR$z, a basketball reference used to describe the efficiency with which a woman orally receives semen as a man ejaculates, following fellatio or coitus.

“When I nut in her mouth, she catch it like a rebound” - KaPeR$z, Rebound (2021)

by Broman December 17, 2021