fei reed

a little fellow who speaks the language of chinese and enjoys calling out microagressions. They constantly teach us of the ways of chinese animals and humans such as Charleston the cow who's life is ruined by eating a hamburger. Fei reed 是一个很好的老师 Which directly translate to fei reed eats donkey ass.

Wow did you see those fei reeds at the restaurant. They must really like eating dog on a stick.

by ;;lbdopeibpgo;wjk[ June 9, 2018

Reed

A name that defines the hottest, sexiest man youll ever meet.

Ugly mf: i wish i was a reed
reed: well too bad ur ugly asf

by GIANTBLACK COCK MAN April 5, 2023

Reed

Reed is an absolutely revolting human being. He is so genuinely rude and doesn't even realize it. He acts like a complete fucking bimbo and thinks he's cool for no reason even though he is a complete fucking retard. Stay away from Reed.

Why are you texting Reed? He a fucking loser.

by backpackkid October 22, 2019

Reed parry

A short little devil who kicks people in the balls and spots on them

Reed parry spit on me

by Reeedle parry lover July 12, 2025

Jack Reed

A short blonde man child everyone loves even if it might not seem like it

That Jack Reed always livens up my day

by The_678th_CoolGuy March 7, 2023

Reed

A extremely creepy perv who likes to have sex with girls bags who’s names start with A... don’t date a Reid or hill dry hump your bag😊😊😊

Reed was dry humping aubreys bag

by Name shame December 11, 2019

Dawson Reed

Dawson is the type of guy to fuck 12 year olds, he has a chode, loves birds and has a passion for the bird life, he is always seeking horse cock to pleasure his milk jug built booty hole ....

Oh it’s Dawson Reed , he has a chode..

by Real cheese June 16, 2020