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Ralph

Adjective. Someone who is exceptionally fat, gay, and annoying.

V. (To Ralph) is to be very gay and annoying at the same time for an extended period of time.
Man he was Ralphing so hard yesterday I had to take a shit on his chest.

Damn he was Ralphing so bad yesterday, I kicked him in the nuts
by David Serodino May 5, 2007
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ralph

Word used in place of any transitive verb, esp. in reference to coitus.
by The Barnes March 11, 2005
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Ralph Wiggum

"I'm special!".
by person yo-yo August 2, 2003
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ralphing

When someone becomes so excited by something that the energy contained inside the "ralper" manifests itself in the form of an awkward squeel of immense joy. An act illustrating the inability for one to maintain composure, causing a complete break of character, regardless of who may be nearby.
Joseph was watching an oh-so-entertaining episode of Kenan and Kel one evening and during an awkward moment of the show, he became so excited and embarrassed for the comedic duo that he let out a ralph. Nobody looked at him the same again.

Ralphing occurs regularly throughout society.

The two children skateboarding slid down the hill at lightning speeds. They managed to find a way to a complete stop. The thrill was so immense that they both jumped with joy and took turns ralphing.
by OAFUS KABAL October 29, 2008
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ralphitus

One who suffers from the need to work with flamingly homosexual people hoping to get a piece of the action.
Ralph chose to work at he.net because suffered from ralphitus.
by Steven September 12, 2003
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Ralph School

A home-based school attended by the Drabble children, especially Penny and Patrick. It is taught by their father, Sergeant Ralph Drabble. Ralph is a tough teacher and often glares at his students when they don't do something he likes. This is the best place to learn how to be a mall cop. So if you think mall cops are pretty cool, check it out and go to Ralph School!
Ralph: OK, kids, you ready for Ralph School?

Penny: Right on, dad! I'm gonna love this.

Ralph: No, no sweetheart. At Ralph School I'm not Dad, its Mr. Drabble, OK?

Penny: (starts crying) But I've always called you Dad.

Ralph: Not in your Ralph School classes. (he gives her a gentle glare) See, Isn't this fun having me for a teacher?

Patrick: This is fun! Best school I know. Especially since you're our teacher!

Ralph: (starts laughing) Yes, this is like mall cop therapy. Ralph School is crazy! Class dismissed! (he glares at them again) Ralph School rules!
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 15, 2011
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half-white ralph

a boy who was mixed up at bball camp...and now is one stupid mother fucker
Steven: "yo mike, what the deal with that kid over there?"
Mike: "he's a half-white ralph"
Steven: "oh fo sho, that explains it"
by Steven February 26, 2003
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