Redpatches that appear on ones chest after a vigorous wank. Occurs to excessive wankers.
Jack: “Lads, I was beating my meat last night, looked down, should’ve seen THE STATE of my wank rash!”
Ben: “I get that all the time, I love tugging myself!”
When one cannot maintain an erection and proceeds to use his tongue to get the job done, licking the oposite sex in the rectum. A Briggsy Rash usually develops the morning after said sexual encounters.
"I was with this bird last night and couldn't get a hard on. Had to lick her out instead and ended up rimming her. Got a right Briggsy Rash this morning."