Postitute

Excessively posting random statuses and links on Facebook resulting in friends hiding or deleting you to prevent further viewing.

"Did you see what Mandy posted just now? She's on a rampage!" "No, I was tired of constantly seeing her postitute herself on Facebook, so I hid her from my newsfeed."

by iFakeSarcasms November 13, 2011

Nurstitute

A pejorative, derogatory expression for an actual nurse or the doctors office personnel who kinda do nurse duties.
May imply bad character or sexual availability

There are some attractive Nurstitutes at that hospital

by rodderx September 30, 2012

Prostitutely

A word used to agree in a situation that involves someone who looks or acts like a prostitute.

Man 1: Hey, look at what Sarah's wearing.

Man 2: She looks like she wants it in the ass.

Man 1: Prostitutely.

by Flomango September 30, 2012

prostitute rule

'You fuck it, you buy it' - When lending an item to another, claiming prostitute rule in case of any damage occurring while in the others possession

When borrowing a Halloween costume from Tom, Leigh calls Prostitute Rule since he knows Tom is a messy and inconsiderate drunk

by phil-ate-me October 8, 2013

Prostitute

One who will perform sex for money due to the fact that he/she need to get this money and stay on their grind

Abbie needs to become a prostitute because she is such a hoe

by Thug gang September 16, 2016

prostitute salute

Well a prostitue salute is when you see a prostitute youve paid for before and ya wave at her by swinging your dick in the air.

Yo homie i seen that prostitute i had last night and i gave her the prostitute salute like a boss!

by Young gangsta big d January 1, 2017

Prostitute rules

you fuck it, you pay for it

"Hey Tarquin, can I borrow you wetsuit", "of course Kevin, prostitute rules though" kevin later returned the wetsuit with a leg missing after a shark attack however, prostitute rules were agreed upon and he had to pay Tarquin for a new wetsuit and was evicted shortly after due to lack of funds to pay rent.

by Robadong October 19, 2017