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puppy belly

after eating a delicious large meal when all you want to do is find a warm spot on the floor and take a nap like an adorable puppy.
man i have such puppy belly after that chinese food.
by davielmejor March 6, 2008
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puppy kicker

A term for a person that is extremly mean or sadistic, because kicking a puppy is the lowest and cruelest thing in the world.
My english teacher gave me a 5,000 word essay due on Friday. What a fucking puppy kicker!
by phi April 25, 2004
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tabloid puppet

A tabloid puppet is a person who uses the mainstream media as their main source for information on political and entertainment matters. This person will believe almost anything, even the most ignorant rumors and slanderous lies, as long as its on TV or in a magazine, without any factual proof.

Tabloid puppets do not ever research and investigate the information that the media claims is true, which is usually half of the time fact mixed with rumor, false information, and random shit someone made off their head. Because of this, tabloid puppets can be very politically unaware and base their conclusions off of false affirmations. Tabloid puppets do not question what is said on their TVs or in the magazines, on the contrary, they spread the information to friends and colleagues.

Most tabloid puppets are educated through the brainwashing minds of CNN and FOX News and other various news networks. The more ignorant, gullible tabloid puppets usually watch shows such as "Entertainment Tonight", "Access Hollywood" and "TMZ". Don't get me started on magazines, those are even worse.

Unfortunately, the majority of the American public are tabloid puppets, and such make poor conclusions daily on politicians, celebrities, and other prominent figures shown in the mass media.
"Dude, did you know that Angelina Jolie said she is running for president?!!"

"Wow dude, you're such a tabloid puppet."

"I told my mom that the President was caught looking at this girl's ass, and she called me a tabloid puppet."
by iSpeakSmart July 29, 2009
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puppycup

Extreme cuteness obtained by placing a small puppy inside a cuppy (in a non painful and distressing mannor).

Anysized puppy or dog will do. Insert into cup or and take photo for longer enjoyment as cup imprisonment is not condoned.
*Dog inside cup*

PERSON #1: "ZOMG! It's puppy cup!"
PERSON #2: Here look at this pic I took, puppycup lives forever now!
by Randomposter #513 July 19, 2009
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Puppy poor

Buying a $1000 toy breed puppy to have as a fashion accessory like Paris Hilton, and not being able to afford care for it because the owner has rent payments, cell phone bills, etc. as well.
Brittany asked PetSmart if they knew of a free vet anywhere around for her teacup chihuahua, as she was "puppy poor" from having her rent and spray tan bill due on the same day.
by Agslions November 13, 2012
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Puppy/Kitten Love

the underdeveloped, unsure and naive love It may also be able to describe in short/long-term love interest. it's not erotic love It is the love that one has at the "puppy/kitten" stage of a person's life It is named for its resemblance to the adoring, worshipful affection that may be felt and expressed by a puppy or a kitten kitten/puppy love is mostly common among adolescents and young children
now this form of love is not to be underestimated we must value the power of early love, recognizing the validity of "the proverbial durability of first loves". It is as genuine a case of love as any other. It is true love that never goes away, even if it falls below the conscious level. some puppy/kitten love dose stay to become more but its only up to who it happens too

Kitten/Puppy love is a common experience in the process of maturing. Most often, the object of the child's infatuation is someone years older, like a teacher, friend of the family, actor, musician, or somebody with qualities and attributes that the child likes and looks up to, about whom the child will spend their time daydreaming or fantasizing about
1 valuing the intuitiveness of puppy/kitten love over mature, reasoned affection...its 'unreal, undesirous medley of ecstasy and peace'
Simple infatuation is often called a 'crush' or 'puppy/kitten love'. It commonly strikes those in the early teens or younger
by LexxDef February 8, 2019
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Rump Puppet

Being one's anal bitch.
Jim sure did enjoy being Tom's Rump puppet.
by Felix Tripp February 2, 2007
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