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Yer maw punts coonsil 

Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"

Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement

See also: yer da sells the avon
"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"

"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"

"Cunt"
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punterino 

When you dump another racing driver either on purpose or accident. Usually done by one very T H I C C boi.
No punterino into Sainte Devote Jimmer!
punterino by BigMoveBoi February 11, 2021
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Shmecky Puntz 

Yiddish word for smelly vagina. Possibly smells of fish and other unclean odors. When a woman stinks of B.O. chances are she has a Shmecky Puntz.
Man 1: My friend Emily absolutely reeks of B.O.!

Man 2: She probably has a Shmecky Puntz!
Shmecky Puntz by mrperson123 March 31, 2017

Out punted your coverage

To have a girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse that is far better than you deserve for no apparent reason (i.e. money, fame, power, etc...).
"My wife is awesome. She is really hot, smart and rich!"

"Yeah. You really out punted your coverage when you got married to her."

Puntus Claus 

You either know what Puntus Claus is or you don't. If you're here then...
Puntus Claus is like Santa Claus, but instead of giving out Santas on Christmas, he gives out Puntus.
Puntus Claus by Puntus-Claus December 16, 2022

Punta Face 

Literally translates to “spike face” in English, when the humidity get to you and you start itching your scalp and allat like a tweaker would

Eastside Orlando lingo
The sun tryna catch a stripe on me cuz why tf I got punta face 7 in the morning shit is dead flies
Punta Face by 30-30 July 7, 2022

Puntahen 

This means vagaina or cunt.
My hand was all in that puntahen.
Puntahen by Justin smallears May 27, 2010