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poking ass

Poking Ass (verb) used to describe someone who is taking forever, probably because they are just sittin there poking their ass
-Where the fuck is Ziggy I wanna hit up this rager soon, I need to get my dick wet!
--He is poking ass right now, I have no idea what is taking him so long
-shiit
by WestTXLion September 4, 2009
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Pooping

The process of producing Fecal matter as a solid through defecation over periods of grunts and moans on the toilet.
Bob: What are you doing?
Joe: I am producing fecal matter as a solid through defecation over periods of grunts and moans on the toilet.

Bob: Do you mean POOPING?
by me hee hee October 10, 2017
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fake pooing

Fake pooing is the acitivty/hobby you undertake when you're bored at work and want to go kill some time, but actually have to need to use the toilet

Fake pooing usually involves one (or more) of the following

using your phone to text/play games
reading the newspaper
drinking a cup of tea
jerking one off
'I'm was really bored today, so I went into trap 3 to play some Tetris on my phone and do some fake pooing'
by Kevon DJ September 14, 2006
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Pimple Popping

The man surrounds the base of his penis in whip cream, then the partner begins to preform a blow job, and then deep throats his penis and slams into the whip cream to make it splatter.
Me and Kate decided it would be fun to use whip cream in the bedroom last night, and we did some pimple popping.
by ExpertEntrepreneur August 4, 2011
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popping out

Most commonly when a girl's breasts are so tightly squeezed into a dress/shirt that they are ALMOST falling out. Also if the shirt is too low, or doesn't have enough coverage.

Can also be used if the girl's breasts have actually fallen out of the garment.
EXAMPLE #1:

Honey, you might want to readjust your dress, you're popping out.

EXAMPLE #2:

I was so drunk, I was stumbling all over the place, and my shirt was so low I actually popped out of it, and I didn't notice until Karen pointed it out to me!! I was so embarrassed!
by noenemies October 13, 2008
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Poking

v. 1. the act of making quick or abrupt thrusts with a sharp object (e.g. penis)
2. the act of striking a person with a short straight blow
My boyfriend was poking me in the butt as I was trying to fall alseep.
by Cristal December 10, 2003
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piping

to give oral intercourse to a male (where the penis is being compared to a pipe); or in common laymen terms: to give a blowjob!
Anne was piping me in the toilets; she's the only woman ever giving me a blowjob!
by Fukaface! November 12, 2010
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