Poping

The act of deifying yourself through persevering the greatest extremes of archaic bureaucracy and being conveniently old.

Benedict XVI is poping.

by Dave 12345 April 29, 2008

phoning

What happens when you're stapling something and the staple doesn't completely penetrate to the other side of the document, resulting in a staple that has ends bent looking like a wired phone.

Loretta, could I get a better stapler please? This one keeps phoning on me!

by pentozali June 10, 2007

pwning

Pwning is owning with a p.

Dude 1: i am so pwnin j00.
Me: Wow. I'm so like scared.

by DoomBringer316 February 10, 2004

poking in the middle

An extension of poke, meaning explicitly to have sex with.

Think about where the organs involved are physically located and you'll understand where it came from.

I'm at work, so no poking in the middle for me.

by Evan B April 3, 2005

Silent Phoning

A band from Connecticut made up of a guitar player, a bassist, a drummer, and a singer.

Silent Phoning is playing at the Webster tonite. Hooray.

by ognid September 14, 2003

bum poking

v.

1. Anal sex, or other anal stimulation of a sexual partner by another. Can include methods such as digital manipulation, oral stimulation, or penetrative sex.

1. That chick is so drunk, she'd let you start bum poking her, man.

2. James gave me a vicious bum poking last night. It hurts so bad to even wipe my pussy after i pee, I really am not looking forward to having to poop.

by Psychokillah_qu'est-_que_c'est February 28, 2011

Totem poling

When a drunk girl starts dancing behind a guy and wraps her legs around him in an attempt to climb him like a totem pole.

Penni did too many tequila shots and amused her girlfriends by totem poling any guy within striking distance.

by Faster Redhead November 11, 2016