barber poler

from : Barber Poling: the technique of the male achieving orgasm whist being digitally manipulated on the "up stroke"

Jenny is a great girl but she is a barber poler

by coopacoopa August 3, 2010

Throat Poker

A long penis that pokes the back of the throat during oral sex.

I totally throat fucked my bitch with my throat poker and she loved it.

by Argg February 14, 2012

Poker

Noun. A person, usually the female, that pokes a hole in a condom prior to sex with the intention of causing pregnancy, seemingly by accident.

Poor Billy's paying child support for 18 years after dating that poker.

by SunBug October 3, 2009

Pokerection

When a sick man looks at naked Pokemon and gets an erection.

Sick Bastard: Oh yeh, turn over Pikachu so I can see your ass. Yeh, yeh, I'm getting a Pokerection.

by Skyboy September 23, 2005

pokerfacing

engaging in sexual intercoarse while thinking about the same sex. originated from the song "poker face"

"lets go pokerfacing tonite"

"did u pokerface last night ?"

by nessa_x July 25, 2009

Ponerise

The action of treating someone like a pony - perhaps a naughty one.

When you find someone willing to be ridden around the room like a pony. With or without accoutrements such as mouth bit, saddle, tail, riding crop.

After I forgot to make dinner, she took into the bedroom and ponerised me.

by Pony Princess February 6, 2010

phoneRAGE

The act of calling an a person with the intent of screaming or playing loud music into the receiver until he or she hangs up the phone.

"Man, John totally phoneraged Katie at the concert last night during the song about a cheating girlfriend."

by the kom December 16, 2007