bathroom puzzle

When you're wearing pajamas that are held up by a string. You go to the bathroom and try to untie them quickly but it gets stuck and becomes an infuriating puzzle.

If I run into another bathroom puzzle with these, I swear to god...

by pseudo nympho May 30, 2016

Floor Puzzle

The act of placing yourself on the floor in a Star-like fashion, then telling your partner to “Put together my peices baby.” Then He/She/It precedes to fuck you like the little bitch you are.

Pitcher-“u want this dick by”
Catcher (Floor Puzzle)-“ya bich”

by ChrisJerichoFozzy March 5, 2018

CUDDLE PUZZLE

When you crawl into bed to cuddle with your love and the two of you fit together perfectly just like matching puzzle pieces.

I love snuggling in tight with him, we fit together so well it's like we're a cuddle puzzle..

by Monacagirl September 14, 2018

muzzle puzzled

The confused and calm feeling an animal (especially a canine) has after its muzzled.

My dog was rambunctious. I muzzled him and he was simply muzzle puzzled, like it didn't know what happened and what he could have possible done wrong.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

piss persistent porn puzzle

used for someone or something believed to be the worst person or thing possible

“Benjie is such a piss persistent porn puzzle”

by fitty with titties May 21, 2021

Pizzler

Woman urinating while blowing man

A "Pizzler" is when a woman squats on the ground and urinates, she holds the legs of the man for balance as he stands in front of her and she blows him.

by Sophie-John October 18, 2008

Puzzle piece

Sleeping in the head to foot position in/on a bed or couch with a friend. This position is to avoid looking gay and also to avoid the awkward overnight arm throw.

Yeah bro, Nic and Calvin had to Puzzle piece at Jareds.

by Cornbreadbrown April 15, 2011