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Phooning

Refers to a man gooning so much that his urethra can no longer shoot semen, and instead shoots puffs of air out because he has drained his testicles. The word comes from the “phoo” sound produced by the air coming out of his urethra.
My cousin Rick has started phooning. It won’t be long before he gets sent to a Doctor.
by CoolguyoG July 11, 2025
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Phonolatrist

Phonolatrist (noun)
Pronounced: /ˈfəʊnəˌlætrɪst/

1. A person who obsessively uses and reveres their smartphone, almost as though it were sacred.
2. Someone who prioritizes their phone over human interaction or daily responsibilities.

Origin: Coined by Queen (Chidiebere) in 2025, combining "phone" + Greek root latrēs (worshipper).
Examples:
– “He’s such a phonolatrist, he checks Instagram before brushing his teeth.”
– “Dinner with phonolatrists is just you and a bunch of screens.”
by Queen (Chidiebere) July 17, 2025
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I-Phoot

When your I-Phone autocompletes a word in a text or status update that was unintended, usually with embarassing consequences.
guy to girl: Sorry about that last text, I guess I really stuck my I-Phoot in my mouth.
by Cottie July 15, 2010
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April Phoops

To pull a practical joke in the same manner as with an april fools joke but to horribly misspel it.
Writing on a school chalkboard without paying attention on the first day of April, APRIL PHOOPS!
by Willuigi12 June 20, 2011
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Perma-phooey

When something is so hilarious you crap your pants, and that crap is there for life. Its not goin' nowhere, and you can't do shit about it.
Justin: "Dude that show is absolutely hilarious."

Togs: "I know man i laughed so hard i made a buncha phooey in my pants!"

Justin: "Proudayou man, you get that out yet?"

Togs: "No dude that phooey ain't goin nowhere."

Justin: "Dude you got a bad case of Perma-phooey."
by t-dogs mcgee October 4, 2011
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Sipsi Phoor a y

a twist on the word sipsip hooray, sipsi phoor a y is a special girl who everyone knows somehow. she’s friends with Kayla Mansouri, the party girl.
do you know sipsi phoor a y? No? Ur not cool.
by Sipsi phoor a y June 8, 2019
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Phur-phoo

How an old southern lady would refer to her vagina.
"I'm just gonna splash some water on ma phur-phoo before I go to bed darlin'"
by footballfan20852 January 16, 2021
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