i'd rather jack off to pasta.

Express disapproval or malcontent for a proposed idea.

"Dude,you want to go to Ohio?"
"Man, I'd rather jack off to pasta."

by Pooh Bear Busta Nut May 15, 2008

making pasta

A deceptive phrase used as a euphemism for masturbating while still using an instant messaging site or program. More commonly practiced by males, this phrase gained popularity as earlier phrases like "be right back" or "going to the bathroom" became too obvious.

Ted: "Dude, I tried to message you on MSN but you were 'away'"
David: "Sorry about that, I was making pasta. Don't tell Elizabeth though."

by amish_rabbi23 July 14, 2009

ketchup pasta

When you are too much of an uncultured swine to have the decency to make real tomato sauce for your pasta, you use ketchup instead. If this is you, find the morality to buy some jarred nasty Prego pasta sauce or whatever and toss it on your (probably not al dente) pasta.

Brenda, the spaghetti is almost ready, can you grab the ketchup? Mmm I love me some ketchup pasta!

by honestlyyourealldisgusting March 17, 2017

lil pasta

The nickname given to that one white kid that told his black friends that he's Italian

"Lil Pasta is eating at our lunch table today"

"Oh man I love Lil Pasta"

by Treblermaker44 April 10, 2017

Prostitute Pasta

The Heavily Intellectualized Version Of The Iconic "Bitch Lasagna."

Bob: Bitch Lasagna
Me, An Intellectual: Prostitute Pasta.

by Some Heckin Idiot May 20, 2018

Fasta pasta ass

A girls backside/asshole that smells of pasta pasta that’s been in the fridge for 3 days

Was fucking this girl and man she had bad fasta pasta ass, Smelt disgusting

by Spencer boi May 23, 2018

Penis Pasta

when a woman’s period blood gets on a man’s penis that also has semen on it and is repetitively shoved up a woman’s vagina.

(Dan) “dude that penis pasta last night was amazing!”
(Thomas) “who’d you do it with?”
(Dan) “Kylie, her pussy was pulsating like hell”

by gayfaggot101 June 11, 2018