i'd rather jack off to pasta.
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A deceptive phrase used as a euphemism for masturbating while still using an instant messaging site or program. More commonly practiced by males, this phrase gained popularity as earlier phrases like "be right back" or "going to the bathroom" became too obvious.
Ted: "Dude, I tried to message you on MSN but you were 'away'"
David: "Sorry about that, I was making pasta. Don't tell Elizabeth though."
David: "Sorry about that, I was making pasta. Don't tell Elizabeth though."
making pasta by amish_rabbi23 July 14, 2009
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pasta • pastatute • pastafarian • Pastard • Pasta - King • pasta and lobster • pasta bake • pasta salad • Pastafarianism • pasta eater
ketchup pasta
When you are too much of an uncultured swine to have the decency to make real tomato sauce for your pasta, you use ketchup instead. If this is you, find the morality to buy some jarred nasty Prego pasta sauce or whatever and toss it on your (probably not al dente) pasta.
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Penis Pasta
when a woman’s period blood gets on a man’s penis that also has semen on it and is repetitively shoved up a woman’s vagina.
(Dan) “dude that penis pasta last night was amazing!”
(Thomas) “who’d you do it with?”
(Dan) “Kylie, her pussy was pulsating like hell”
(Thomas) “who’d you do it with?”
(Dan) “Kylie, her pussy was pulsating like hell”
Penis Pasta by gayfaggot101 June 11, 2018