Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.

Even this Viagra spam is soothing when heard through the distorting perception of Freemanic Paracusia: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my. Isn't *that* something."

by Zephyr Greene October 8, 2008

elephant parade

When a line of at least three men use their right hand to jerk off the cock of the man standing next to him. While the concept has similar qualities to a circle jerk, it is performed while standing, or in some cases walking or jogging.

Bill, Steve, Mitch and Chuck all decided to stroll through their local grocery, only on this occasion they grabbed one another's cocks and jerked joyously as they sashayed around the store performing in front of all the wonderful spectacle that is the Elephant Parade.

by andylong85 March 23, 2008

no es para tanto

its no big deal

perder el juego no es para tanto

by atrialkick April 23, 2011

Black Parade

A place where Emo's believe they go after they die.

Angel: I plan to kill myself tonight, I'll see you at the Black Parade.

by SweetCaroline May 20, 2008

german parachute

Breaking wind under the covers and quickly trapping your bed-mate in the fog under the blanket. A quicker application of a dutch oven.

My girl has caught on to the dutch oven, so I had to hit her quick with a german parachute on one of my gassier days.

by 12345678910111213 March 24, 2008

Paracuck

cucking someone online

I paracucked my friend

by OnigiOkada March 7, 2022

parabolist

1. A narrator of parables
2. A person specializing in the interpretation of parables, proverbs, or riddles

1. Parabolist Job continued his story on the secret of God.

2. A good parabolist is capable of understanding the mysterious symbols in the Book of Revelation.

by timlight January 28, 2010