pump-faking

When a person's actions give the illusion of doing one thing when their intent is another

when a person says I'll call you tonight, but knows that they wont, the other person assumes knowing that, that person lies, says they are probably pump-faking.

by Jeff James Jr January 22, 2009

Pump-and-munch

A threesome, male female female.

Hey angel, want to join megan and mike for a pump-and-munch?

by Dr Rock June 11, 2006

Pump Pic

After a workout muscles will temporarily increase in size in a phenomenon referred to as “Muscle Pump.”

A Pump Pic is a photo showcasing this. They are frequently in the form of “Glute Pump” pics, aka photos of Muscle Pump making someone’s glutes (butt) look bigger.

Gf: Hey babe I’m going to the gym now I’ll talk to you later
Bf: Make sure to send me some Pump Pics 😍

by Max :P January 16, 2023

Water Pump

When a female is able to squirt multiple times during coitus.

Rachel is a water pump. The bed is soaking after I pump her with the D.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017

super pumped

what happens right before you're about to get a bj

girl: hey, im going to give you a beej

guy: im super pumped

by punch bowl April 23, 2011

Douche Pump

One who engages in douche-like activities.

Yeah, that guy. You see the one wearing four popped collars? He's a big fucking douche pump.

by Dembo34 July 1, 2008

pumping the shotgun

1. to reload a shotgun
2. to wack off

1. i was pumping th eshogun so i didn't see you
2. i was pumping th eshogun so i didn't see you

by Tom Ivens May 5, 2003