observatism

noun : An act or instance of viewing or noting a fact or occurrence of stupidity that will need to be revisited and discussed at a later time.

so many observatisms, so little time

by vdog33 December 7, 2010

Chart Obsessed

A musical artist who has an unhealthy obsession with always being at the top & would do anything to get their music as high as possible on the charts including doing the most desperate promo & pulling the most fraudulent tactics.

Taylor Swift it's the most chart obsessed person i've heard of she was giving her album for free for buying pizza.

by hotteaspiller November 15, 2021

O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder)

A term used to describe, what should be a medical condition, where the affected person is obsessed with a current or ex lover that is a douchebag of some description. This is a generally unhealthy condition where, despite abuse, cheating, and blantant attempts at breaking up with them, the person will still take back an ex and accept their apology for the ump-teenth time. There usually is an abundance of advice from family and friends to advoid the Douche but this person still thinks the two of them should be together forever.

Me: Susie must have O.C.D.D.. She keeps taking Andrew back over and over after he cheats on her, gets another girl pregnant, packs all of her stuff up and moves her out, lies about hanging out with other girls and moves to a different state altogether.

You: Yeah, that definitely sounds like a case of O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder).

by Far Far Away August 29, 2010

obscene

1. Offensive to my standards of decency or modesty.
2. A gross misstatement; dogmatic opinion: "Keanu Reeves is the greatest actor of our time."
3. Repulsive; disgusting and lewd.
4. Grossly overpriced.

1. "My little bitch should be obscene and not heard."
2. "Marty the mystic Martian doesn't consider fletching as obscene."
3. "The money they want for this software license is fucking obscene!"

by sfg February 4, 2005

background obsess

To background obsess is to obsess over something or someone while still carrying on with your daily life. You continue to fulfill your daily tasks and obligations without a noticeable decrease in mindfulness or attentiveness, but the object of your obsession is never far from your mind, and you often find yourself thinking about it/them without consciously having meant to.

She's going to be background obsessing about that job interview until she hears back from them.

by mitchco September 10, 2010

obesen

To make someone obese.

"I obesened this chick last night by tying her arms down and feeding her chocolate cake for hours!"

by Jimmy Paladino August 23, 2005

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by speeds___ August 18, 2021