From the Old Bull, Young Bull tale:
The old bull and the young bull were standing at the top of the hill overlooking a paddock of many gorgeous young heifers. The young bull said, "Let's charge down the hill, knock over that fence and service one of those heifers each". The old bull wisely replied, "Why don't we saunter down the hill, open the gate, take a sip at the water trough and then service ALL of those heifers?"
The lesson to be learned here is that instead of being young, immature and stupid, quickly ruining any shot you have at a female, you should play your game like a gentleman; slowly and with much thought. Only by this method will you have your best shot at getting paid.
The old bull and the young bull were standing at the top of the hill overlooking a paddock of many gorgeous young heifers. The young bull said, "Let's charge down the hill, knock over that fence and service one of those heifers each". The old bull wisely replied, "Why don't we saunter down the hill, open the gate, take a sip at the water trough and then service ALL of those heifers?"
The lesson to be learned here is that instead of being young, immature and stupid, quickly ruining any shot you have at a female, you should play your game like a gentleman; slowly and with much thought. Only by this method will you have your best shot at getting paid.
Chris: Dude, I want to get laid so badly this weekend...
Jonathon: You goin' to try to bang Alyssa tonight?
Chris: Yeah, I figure I should just start groping her when we're both drunk.
Overheard Sean: You would be wise to play the Old Bull here.
Chris: This is true; I would have my best shot.
Jonathon: You goin' to try to bang Alyssa tonight?
Chris: Yeah, I figure I should just start groping her when we're both drunk.
Overheard Sean: You would be wise to play the Old Bull here.
Chris: This is true; I would have my best shot.
by thinkinaboutit April 29, 2009
A scaly man fish. He's in The Mighty Boosh, Series 2, episode title "The Legend of Old Gregg". Has a mangina. Drinks excessive amounts of Baileys - from a shoe. Likes clubs where people wee on each other.
I'm Old Gregg
by thebee793 February 15, 2011
by Sica22 October 27, 2005
Noun
Where the fuck is it? I don’t know? Why is there a New Zealand if there is no Old Zealand? Help me find Zealand.
Where the fuck is it? I don’t know? Why is there a New Zealand if there is no Old Zealand? Help me find Zealand.
by Helpme_1938 March 10, 2019
by ashley December 07, 2003
Old age is a shifting scale. When you are 10, 30 is old. When you reach 30, 50 seems old. When you reach 50, 70 seems old and so on. So it is a shifting scale where nobody ever thinks they are old.
by MrMagnesium November 01, 2012
An inexpensive brand of whisky, at around eight dollars a fifth. Tastes like an imitation of Jack Daniels. Should never be drank on a hot or humid day.
While extremely harsh on the throat, Old Crow has a complex flavor. Old Crow is the original sour mash whisky, meaning leftover mash from the last distillation is used in the next, ensuring the conformity of the whisky.
by Bugsy July 20, 2005