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Security Boner

Typically used on forums, especially in gaming clans. When one user does something or says something minor and the moderation team completely overreacts and bans the user.
Scott often gets security boners when he browses the General Forums.
by delta1135 August 12, 2011
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Guardian Security Systems

An army of Guardian Stalkers, Skywatchers. Subwatchers, and Turrets.
by Randonarchy April 3, 2021
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Secure Husband

A Husband That Deletes His History 10 - 20 Times a Day.
Secure Husband : dude , i delete my history so much!!
Friend : Nah , you're just a secure husband bro.
by TottalyrealFacts May 23, 2018
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Nonce Security

Pedo security guards from third party companies who get jobs in student accommodations in order to watch the students and be general perverts, even going so far as to raping drunk students Leeds Beckett university recently had a case of a girl being raped by a security guard after being taken away for being 'Too drunk.'
"Did you go to the pres at Liv's accom?"
"Yeah, it took a while to get in though cause i kept getting harassed by nonce security."
by Juzst November 8, 2020
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Homie Security

When two male friends are comfortable enough in their status as homies that they can appreciate the objective attractiveness of each other.
When the homies are secure they can cuddle, they got homie security.
Or
“Damn Cp is gooood looking, I feel comfortable saying that cuz we have homie security”
by Janesplaining January 8, 2021
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Security cancer

Security software or hardware that keeps growing and consuming more and more resources
My computer was running fine until IT installed this security cancer on it.
by -Old-Tom- March 14, 2024
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