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Security Boner

Typically used on forums, especially in gaming clans. When one user does something or says something minor and the moderation team completely overreacts and bans the user.
Scott often gets security boners when he browses the General Forums.
by delta1135 August 12, 2011
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Secure boot

that pesky peice of shit in most computers that dont let you install windows 7
i'm trying to install windows 7 but secure boot is in the way
by loserwater May 22, 2024
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select security promotion

Select security promotion. This is when you leave an employee due to working conditions, poor treatment, etc and get re-hired down the road as a manager.
A: dude. I finally left that slave farm shithole. I couldn’t take it any more.

B: oh good. In a few months, they’ll re-hire you as a manager and you’ll be treated better because you’re higher on the corporate ladder. That’s a select security promotion.
by Vista20p July 14, 2018
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Secure

insurance, specifically life insurance.
John felt relieved after knowing that he had purchased life insurance, knowing that his family will be financially secure in the event of his premature death.
by Arminkshipper May 12, 2025
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pack secured

When you secure/obtain the package wether it be drugs, food or basically anything of value
Me: Aye bro you got any bud
Plug: yeah I got the pack secured homie

Me: Yo homie, can u get my Chinese otw back to the crib
Homie: Yeah dog package secured
by CatInTheHatThatGoesSlimeSlatt December 16, 2019
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Last name, social security #

Mother’s maiden name or birth Father’s last name. Make sure to include first name for clarification.

A series of numbers used to define who you are. Mostly used on job applications, bank statements or background checks. Normally on your W-2 forms.
You will not receive a stimmy without your Last name, social security # matching up. Don’t forget your first name too.
by Regular Quick November 23, 2021
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