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Substratum Network

A truly incredible project that has succeeded well beyond its competitors. Its development team has the manliest of beards.
Justin: We have the manliest of beards.
Chuck Norris: Yes. Yes you do, Substratum Network.
by OneandOnlyYODA June 15, 2018
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The Mom Network

Moms' main source of information when finding out what their kids are doing behind their backs. If someone accidentally slips up, that mom will be talking about it with your mom in about 10 minutes.
Adam: oh man, how did all our moms find out about the party we went to on Saturday?

Brandon: Steven told his parents we were seeing a movie instead of going bowling. His mom told Casey's mom, and Casey's mom told your mom, who told my mom.

Adam: The Mom Network strikes again, I see.
by Old Saggy May 25, 2008
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playstation network

Like xbox live without features and has alot of lag.
by joes anderson April 8, 2008
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Networking

Present participle of Network (V)
The act of taking a "cable" and/or "wireless", connecting it to something that connects to something else and, voila! You now have Internet.
Matt: What is Networking?
Josh: See, you take a cable or wireless and you connect to some shit that connects to some other shit and then internet.
by blight01010 November 9, 2012
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Cartoon Network

The network that lost their good shows (Dexter's Lab, Ed, Edd, and Eddy, etc. etc.) through the journey but is get back on top with their new shows. (Regular Show, Adventure Time, Mad, Incredible Crew) And yes Incredible Crew was good! A.K.A the channel you watch when there's nothing good on.
Guy: MAN! There's nothing on TV!
Friend: Dude their putting Regular Show on Cartoon Network.
*Look at each other*
Both: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by sixthair January 5, 2013
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The Social Network

A recent(2010) movie about the creation of social network site, Facebook. It stars a bunch of ringlet-headed, self-conscious, snappy, socially-awkward characters, such as Mark Zuckerburg and Sean Parker and focuses around the constant situations of both being jerks, being pansies, and pissing each other off on multiple occasions.
Pat:"Did you see The Social Network this weekend?"
Tre:" Nah, man. Justin Timberlake and some freaky white-ass kid in a bathrobe having orgies in a doom room? No thanks."
by LuLuBee November 8, 2010
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Cartoon Network

(N): A cable TV show that features animation. Many of the shows are totally ass like "Samurai Jack" or, and especially, the Powerpuff Girls, mainly because every episode is either the same thing told in a different way. Cartoon Network now features an "Adult Swim" that has An hour of comedy shows that are on FOX network and two hours of anime.
What most people say is that cartoonnetwork "hacked and slashed at the anime, ruining them", but they dont relize that they didnt do it, they got it that way. and if you want subtitles or anything like that, buy the fucking anime yourself.
"The only thing good about cartoon network is the Adult Swim block and the fact that I go to school and am lucky enough that i dont have to sit at home watching gay-ass shows like 'Tom and Jerry' because i will never watch anything with real people in it and i will not watch nick junior. I hate people."
by Straight up white boy December 30, 2003
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