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mr. needle

AP teacher who's goal in life is to haunt the dreams of all high school students. He is the reason sophomores are up doing homework all night. Instead of teaching, he talks about useless stories and tells dad jokes. He is the reason you're failing out of school.
Friend: hey bro u wanna go to the football game on Friday
You: can't. Mr. Needle is making us define 3.27 million words by Monday.
by imakanyemess September 23, 2016
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Needlework

The collective body of experience, information, knowledge and practice associated with and regarding intravenous drug injection.
After his 1,000th hit or successful needle stick of another Nikki had finally earned enough experience to graduate with a Masters degree in Needlework. I tell ya the guy's a deadeye.
by Nikki Stixx August 3, 2020
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Dickey Needles

Translated from Russian, "Dickey Minus". Means roughly "wild one down" or "scav down". Used as a meme, meaning nothing. Spammed by Escape from Tarkov players and used often by Kotton.
"Dickey needles! Dickey needles! Dickey needles!"
by iamablackmanSEEMEROAR!!! July 31, 2019
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Needles Mahal

Another name for WWE wrestler Jinder Mahal due to the likelihood that he is utilizing supplements which require a hypodermic needle to consume.
In the next segment , Needles Mahal shows up.
by Nigel Bennett May 25, 2017
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Needlerat

An IV drug user who will say anything, fuck anything, and do anything at the prospect of getting high.
Yeah bro, I hope you didn't give that needlerat $400 to fix her car, you know it's just gonna go right up her arm.
by Ranchgirls December 9, 2020
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[citation needed]

When you want someone to prove what they just said. Commonly seen in bad Wikipedia articles.
1: "Apparantly, the Greeks invented pudding!"

2:"citation needed"
by RussellLawliet December 31, 2011
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tutant meenage neetle teetles

Tutant meenage neetle teetles is a shit copy of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Also, You can't say it without laughing.
Tutant meenage neetle teetles is impossible not to laugh at.
by Vladimir Carti November 12, 2017
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