napsacking

The art of pretending to be tired before having sex so that you can immediately fall asleep afterwards and skip the pillow talk, emotional breakdown, honest confessions, etc..

I knew that she was wanting to talk about the abortion so I made sure to look like I was napsacking as soon as she came over.

by B-rad D. March 14, 2012

Nappy Slapper

A pedophile. One who touches little ones.

That Jimmy Saville is a right Nappy Slapper

by SilentlyUndying August 3, 2013

Napspit

When you are at a dinner and you need to discard a poor tasting food, you bring your napkin up as if to wipe your mouth, and spit out the food.

I didn't want to be rude and I didn't want to swallow either. So I napspit out that horrible tasting cooking when no one at the table was looking.

by TecateFox November 3, 2013

nappocolypse

A nappy that can't hold the shit in

I thought the baby had pooed. When I got the nappy off, I realised it was a total nappocolypse! The shit was everywhere

by HankTheBusDriver January 20, 2015

napportunity

An opportunity to take a nap.

I got out of class early and realized I had a napportunity.

by Halesssss September 2, 2016

napsugar

Usually goes to the IB programme.

"She's such an IB student"

She's sweet like sugar, and usually hangs around with species called Sandra and Mirella. She thinks that they're great fun.

guy- Who is that sweet girl?
girl- OMG! that's Napsugar

by CoolBoy123456789101112 October 2, 2017

Nappy brain

When your brains all funky.

You got a right nappy brain

by Hacker #14 June 19, 2018