nappocolypse

A nappy that can't hold the shit in

I thought the baby had pooed. When I got the nappy off, I realised it was a total nappocolypse! The shit was everywhere

by HankTheBusDriver January 20, 2015

nappocolypse

A shitty nappy of epic proportions. The nappy is unable to contain the excrement.

Oh my god, it's a Nappocolypse. The shit is half way up the baby's back. Quick, take the baby out to the garden and rig up the hosepipe!

by Robinsatwat January 20, 2015

napocalypse

When you mean to have a quick nap, but instead sleep for hours and throw off your schedule.

"What happened to you? You missed the show last night."
"The Napocalypse hit."
"Ah, ok."

by mcnap January 7, 2012