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Needle dick

When kalob sticks a needle thrue the 2 holes on the side of his horse cock
Person 1: that's a skinny penis
Person 2:that's called a needle dick
by Needle dick kalob May 10, 2020
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Fleeing Needle

A secret government organization that was made after the landing of the Fleeing Meteor due to nanites breaching government powers.
Person 1: "Dude, I heard about something called a Fleeing Needle."
Person 2: "Oh yeah, I'm part of them."
Person 1: "What.. You fleer, get away from me..."
Person 2: "Are you sneezy or something?"
Person 1: "Get away from me, shame on you."
by DJ Jiaoben March 12, 2025
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The brown needle

A Poo filled urethra after off the cuff anal.
Last night I had off the cuff anal with out a douch.

My god I woke up with the brown needle.
by Douski December 17, 2022
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Hay in the Needle Stack

The hunt for an essential item that IS already hard enough to find on its own, but ALSO in a situation with dire consequences if the wrong item is taken and/or the item isn't found in time.
Much more dangerous than the standard needle in a haystack.
"In front of you are one thousand buttons. One will disarm the nuke. All the others will set it off. You have five minutes."
"Agh, finding that button will be like finding the hay in the needle stack!"
by The_Epicness9000 March 17, 2024
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Space Needle

The Space Needle is a landmark and tourist attraction in Seattle, Washington, United States.

It was built for the World Expo fair in 1962, along with the monorail system, providing transit from the Seattle Center to Westlake, a downtown shopping mall (which was built later and attached to the monorail). It was designed to look like a UFO (except they hadn't mastered the flying in one place part). When it was built, it was the tallest building in Seattle.

The Space Needle has a revolving restaurant inside the top, and an observation desk above. Inside the area of the observation deck is the gift shop and coin-operated telescopes. The observation deck was remodeled recently to add a revolving solid glass floor, which is great for those with fear of heights to look down from, and even better for the braver ones to take selfies on. The top floor is 520 feet high.

If you really want to know the rest, you can Google the Space Needle's website.
On New Years Eve 2021, due to pandemic restrictions, instead of the usual fireworks show the Space Needle put on a virtual light show that was only viewable online.
by Simmaniac January 12, 2021
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Hairy needles

Hairy needles is when your pubic hair gets caught in the foreskin of your penis causing your '3 millimeter defeater' to be in a state of uncomfortable cock torture.

Usually a sign that you should shave your pubes.
Homie1: Bro, is anyone coming, i need to sort out my 'hairy needles'

Homie2: your good feller, ill tell you if anyone's coming

Homie3: i hate 'hairy needles', its super uncomfortable.
by xXFurryNazi69420Xx October 28, 2021
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Needle Dick Bug Fucker

A disagreeable fellow, a peckerwood, an asshole, a fucktard.
Donald Trump is a needle dick bug fucker. Actually, the entire Republican party consists of needle dick bug fuckers.
by fidness 1957 February 18, 2025
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