mobein

A boy from pakistan
is a retard and eats bananas
likes to perv on girls and loves anything that has any sexual reference
and is obsessed with his muscles

dude that mobein's such a dork

by mnaaaa March 22, 2009

Morb

Short for Morbid; Someone who hates having fun and sits around with a face like a slapped ass!

"Yo check out the morbs next door"

"He's such a morb"

by Yaymie and K-dowg October 28, 2008

Mobeen

A person that believes in progressive values only because it makes them feel smart. They're usually hard-core feminists, socialists and gay rights activists despite not knowing anything about it.

Guy 1: "Hey, Adam registered as a Democrat this year without reading on any of their policies."
Guy 2: "ikr, he's such a Mobeen"

by Nero shredding violin August 28, 2015

morbid kittie

a sexy female with a hott sexy attitude. she usually has an amazing body with gorgeous eyes. big boobs usually ranging from 34 D-DD. everyone wants to tap it and handle it. her name is usually kat, kathy, or kathleen.

that girl is a cute lil morbid kittie!

by morbidangel5150 September 26, 2008

fat marbendooker

Simply slang for a nice, big, fullfilling, hearty lipper of dip.

This fat marbendooker sure hit the spot.

by kraig boyer June 10, 2008

moobercow

A cow which is uber. See uber.

The milk of a moobercow is what killed Johnny. He just wasn't ready for it's potency.

by The Evil Monkey April 21, 2003

mobel

A device or gizmo used to clean and degrotify elderly vagina's. Shaped like a spoon, the batteries inside make a rotary motion, spinning the head at a constant 30 rpm's.

What is that rancid smell? Tell gram to use her Mobel.

Hey Ma, come check out the new episode of 24. Wait, not before you use your Mobel!

by Justin O. C. September 27, 2006