moocher

Someone who, when playing football, just stands in the box and waits for the ball to come to them, then takes a shot at it and score. Especially annoying when playing knockout

My god Aidan you're such a ****ing moocher!

by HeartBreakKid25 May 13, 2005

mooch

mew-chtch; verb. To walk in the local area for the sake of walking; often in order to de-stone oneself after a session. Often this is accompanied with stopping off for chippy and a fight before returning home.

"Feel a bit er, stoned, can we go for a mooch"

"I've been taken ill all of a sudden; fancy a mooch?"

by Luke Prescott December 23, 2007

mooncracker

1. a cracker that is all smushy and from space
2. special yummy crackers
3. mean fat people's heads
4. when you see something funny that doesn't have a name

1. "Hey- it raining crackers...mooncrackers,"
2. "Yummy crackers...mooncrackers,"
3. "Her head is shaped like a fat mooncracker,"
4. "HAHAHA!! That guy fell over...mooncracker"

by Katie-la-la January 6, 2006

mooch

A scab or freeloader who comes to your house uninvited and overstays his welcome (For more than about 3 days) and proceeds to eat all your food, stink up your bathroom, take all your drugs and just generally leech all the blood from your body during their stay.

"Don't let Jae in again, he is the biggest moocher."
"Your'e not coming over if your'e going to mooch again!"
Q: "Where have you been the last few days, son?" - MOM
A: "Just mooching at Jae's for a while."

by Diego June 29, 2003

mooch cancer

a noncontagious disease as a result of excessive mooching (see mooch) where as the moron or stupid idiot fuckhead taints their personality to the furthest extents and alters their natural path of Morphogenesis thusly creating congenital defects that appear on their physical appearence.

In other words, when a person becomes notoriously known as a moocher and continues to live such a lifestyle, jigaboo-like traits ensue.

Basically... they mooch so much they suffer in it and become something like a crack whore.

"Don't let her in, she's got MOOCH CANCER"

by Nacon January 12, 2009

moonchild._.tae

A kind fanpage that post good content and care about their followers.

Hey do you like moonchild._.tae? I do!!
I am a fan of moonchild._.tae.

by Sanalover February 7, 2021

monchoon

A thing, or an insult, it can be used however you want it to be.

"what is that monchoon?" or "you's such a monchoon"

by Skippeh May 24, 2005