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molestard

muh-lest-ard- a) noun - One whom despite their disabilities, takes pleasure in the inappropriate touching and fondling of underage children and/or people that are several generations younger than their own age group. Can be a result of any form of disability; emotional, physical, mental, social, genetic, etc.
Did you see the way Dudley was staring at that little boy? He is such a total molestard!
by impsdlight July 29, 2015
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Molestache

Noun: a moustache that transforms a normal man into a man that appears to have child molesting tendencies.
John sure looks like a child molester now that his molestache has filled in.
by Mike Nosty May 5, 2016
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molesting jellyfish

a sexy jellyfish that is blue ad gets laid every night with your mummy
omg mum are you riding that molesting jellyfish?!?!
by jelly rapest November 26, 2016
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molester mom

The mother of the group who is for some reason attracted to other members body's
She keeps talking about my ass she's a real molester mom
by Hfrujfhhbh June 29, 2017
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MOLESTERGATE

The act of a pedophile weighing options on which child pray to molest.
That dirty old pedophile is molestergateingthose children . He has been running the mostlergation for weeks! And the main mostergated child became petafullishish.
And the pedophile said to the child as they were walking into the forest "you think you're scared I got to walk out of here alone!"
by Jimber N ambee January 30, 2018
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Moorestown

A small town filled a bunch of fiends who spend their night partying and juuling.
The wamsters (sevies and eighth graders) are also fiends who like to spend their summer nights on mainstreet, juuling of course.

The high schoolers at Moorestown High are the definition rich white girls and preppy boys.
They party every other weekend.
They all lil bitches tho.
Mainstreet is where everyone goes to gang bang and eat 99 cent pizza which is trash but their fries are good.
Everyone in Moorestown is extremely petty and stuck up.
Moorestown is gay
by BillyBillyBiiLLy April 7, 2018
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molesturbates

When you molest the shit out of the other persons genitals
Come here baby, let me molest you why I masturbate to your molesturbates
by Unicornaqua May 15, 2018
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