Moinkey

he abnormal counter-part of a monkey, this new breed of monkey has 3 penisis and reproduces A-sexualy

The rare and retarded moinkey has no balance and just fell into a pile of poop.

by Steven December 27, 2004

moist toast

it is when you ejaculate on to your partner"s chest and begin to rub it in with your penis such as spreading butter on toast

i totally gave my girlfriend a moist toast last night!!:)

by VillanKid November 7, 2010

Moist

To be angered or triggered by something.

The way that lady gave me attitude got me so moist.

The way we performed at that concert made me extra moist.

by Phartistics May 30, 2017

the moist margret

between two males; when male a pees on the foot of male b and then male b inserts his now moist foot into male a's but hole or mouth if chosen

last week i got so drunk that i gave the moist margret to a friend of mine

by ghosh November 24, 2006

Moist Daddy

Name of a rapper who drops the most ill beats and has insane rhyming skills capable of burning down buildings with fire mix tapes. Usually have the name Alex

Oh my god moist daddy just dropped another mixtape and it was fire

by The Real Moist Daddy June 10, 2016

Moist Potato

Moist: When a female becomes sexually aroused.
Potato: A person who is brainless and unaware of anything.

Moist Potato: A sexually aroused brainless girl.

Person1: Hey, I think that girl likes you.
Person2: Yeah, but she’s a moist potato.

by trollmeat January 2, 2018

Miskimbidiwa

A word with a very broad definition i.e. if someone asks a question that you don't know the answer to or couldn't be bothered answering reply with miskimbidiwa. Or in another case as a reply to a greeting.

How's it goin'? Miskimbidiwa.

by Dylan October 13, 2003