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Military penguin

This is a very rare organism which is typically found somewhere in Botswana. It is inseparable to its mate Panda Girl and it is often found in her cupboard (or as some would say... not often enough). It’s appearance is moderately fluffy and you will know you have encountered it when you hear “OH” or “AHA” in very inappropriate situations.
Me: WOW I think I just saw a Military Penguin
Panda Girl: Back off bitch he’s mine.
by Hefalumpkin38 May 11, 2019
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military dick

A chode. Thick and wide penis. SUPER veiny. You just KNOW this dudes in the military. His dick is a living entity.
That Sebastian kid has a real meaty military dick.
by ahgetawayfromme June 4, 2020
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MILITARY INTELLIGENCE SERVICE

Full of a bunch of lego city cops with massive egos.
Did you hear that the MILITARY INTELLIGENCE SERVICE put Connor on administrative leave again?
by Rouge MNG Private November 18, 2020
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Military Dad

A balding, divorced middle aged dude who drinks too much beer and watches football with his other military bros. Does everything in his power to make the son be an exact replica of him, and his daughter an exact replica of his wife. 90% of Zoomers have him. But he is pretty cool ngl
by Stupid Af July 24, 2021
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military madness

san antonio craziest car/truck meet host . nun munch to say here unless ill be snitching 😂
Her. did you go to that crazy ass meet last nite
Him. you must be talking about military madness.!!
by 210unknown August 23, 2021
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Military

Who the fucks the military
The military service red
by Richard bakes February 23, 2022
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Military grade tank top

Another word for a binder usually used among those with moobs. Usually used if they want to talk about their binder in a place where they don't want to reveal that they have a large chest.

(Can also be used by transgender men)
Person one: Bro, I finally got my moobs in check!
Person two: Yeah, man, these military grade tank tops work great.
by Dean_Edolas_42 March 3, 2022
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