church merch

Free swag you get from your church on Sunday.

Hey Lucy, check out the free St. John’s coffee mugs. That’s some sweet church merch!

by Slump Daddy October 17, 2018

Seasonal Merch

When one buys different merchandise for each season, so they can show their support all year round. Like a good fan!

When Abby went to see Panic! At the Disco, she bought seasonal merch because she is the super-est fan.

by Florence Welch’s Pussy March 28, 2019

youtuber merch

something so effortless that a YouTuber makes, a 4-year-old can 100% make a better t-shirt than a YouTuber (jake paul)

what's up guys I just dropped some YouTuber merch, go check it out the link is in the description.

by mr. midget123 January 31, 2020

Stephen Merchant

The Soup Deity of the Soup Cult.

Oh yeah, I forgot to sacrifice my soup to Stephen Merchant last night. Better go do it before he removes my kneecaps.

by EnderShadow10 July 19, 2020

asualapa merchant

An asualapa merchant is player in a team who contributes little or nothing to a team’s success but medal wise is really decorated because he was on team during their victories.

“Phil Foden is a really decorated player. Look at the trophies he has and he’s not even 21.”

“Oh please he has potential but he’s an asualapa merchant carried by his team.”

by Ballplayer May 11, 2021

W merchant

A West Ham supporter on Twitter who only can take a W

The W merchant has written: ”Ratio then”

by ToMassive June 5, 2021

Nerd Merchant

Someone who is a tryhard at something. Can be used as a general insult. Derives from use by the king.

Peter: "I got 90% in that test."
File: "Oh you're such a nerd merchant"

by xKINGGDEEGx June 29, 2021