Mashturbate

The peroid of time when you're beating your flaccid dick

John Wilkes Booth: Did you get any last night?
Ryan Gosling: I wouldn't count it, I was too drunk to get throbbed so I decided to mashturbate.
John Wilkes Booth: Bro, me too.

by SpectaclesTesticles July 30, 2016

Masturbate March

The month where you a have to masturbate EVERYDAY. this goes for boys and girls

bro masturbate march is coming up soon!

by AfroHeadNiya November 2, 2019

masturbate

What I do when thinking of J. Jordan.

He's my swarthy little Bolshevik Med, get your own!

by Emilia Fulci June 11, 2004

[Choke masturbate]

To use a device (i.e. rope or belt) to choke oneself while masturbating

Ricky from Dublin enjoys using belts to Choke masturbate with stolen cheese.

by rickythisiscoryposting March 31, 2009

masturbate

what a you doing looking up masturbate on urban dictonary go get a life

do not masturbate it is bad

by bob123456789009876543211234567 May 28, 2019

Masturbate

verb. screwing someone you love.

I love to masturbate

by thegeneral069 April 26, 2011

Masturbate

V.To stimulate ones genitals for sexual pleasure

Say <mah-stir-bate>

P1.masturbation should be a sin

P2. I would ground my son for 1 month I f he masturbated

by Ttguhvutyh March 24, 2019