When your kids won't leave you alone long enough so you can take a shit.
Inability to shit because you have an audience of small people.
Inability to shit because you have an audience of small people.
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The person there for you no matter what
A mom is the best person in the world
She Is always at tour side she will love you no matter what so take a sec to think how much they do for us at the end of the day mom's will make you laugh love you they are amazing in every way
A mom is the best person in the world
She Is always at tour side she will love you no matter what so take a sec to think how much they do for us at the end of the day mom's will make you laugh love you they are amazing in every way
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2) Female Head of House. She runs shit, keeps everyone in line, helps in time of need & always cooking or cleaning. She's prepared to feed the whole hood but you better take your shoes off at the door so you don't dirty her carpet.
3) She guides you, nurtures you but will smack the hell outta you when you deserve. Always wanting the best for those she cares about.
2) Female Head of House. She runs shit, keeps everyone in line, helps in time of need & always cooking or cleaning. She's prepared to feed the whole hood but you better take your shoes off at the door so you don't dirty her carpet.
3) She guides you, nurtures you but will smack the hell outta you when you deserve. Always wanting the best for those she cares about.
'Yo Dylan, your Moms was goin off about how messy your room is. I'm just glad she let me stay for dinner anyways. Her food be bangin'
Friend: 'Ayy Jaymes, yo Moms brought me food while I was the in the hospital. She a Dime, lookin fine and cooks good too. I wonder if she a freak in the sheets'
Jaymes: 'Man, thas my Moms, dude. Don't talk about her like that'
Friend: 'Ayy Jaymes, yo Moms brought me food while I was the in the hospital. She a Dime, lookin fine and cooks good too. I wonder if she a freak in the sheets'
Jaymes: 'Man, thas my Moms, dude. Don't talk about her like that'
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