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momstipated

When your kids won't leave you alone long enough so you can take a shit.

Inability to shit because you have an audience of small people.
Becca, I haven't been able to shit for days...I'm momstipated. They never let me shit in peace.
by Broken&DamagedGoods April 2, 2016
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Mooms

I'm in a mooms house dude !
by Sneaky turkey February 18, 2018
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Moms

The person there for you no matter what

A mom is the best person in the world
She Is always at tour side she will love you no matter what so take a sec to think how much they do for us at the end of the day mom's will make you laugh love you they are amazing in every way
Moms, an amazing woman who is a great person that is there for you.
by Hardtruthpain June 17, 2018
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Moms

1) The highest rank of the family tree except for Grams.

2) Female Head of House. She runs shit, keeps everyone in line, helps in time of need & always cooking or cleaning. She's prepared to feed the whole hood but you better take your shoes off at the door so you don't dirty her carpet.

3) She guides you, nurtures you but will smack the hell outta you when you deserve. Always wanting the best for those she cares about.
'Yo Dylan, your Moms was goin off about how messy your room is. I'm just glad she let me stay for dinner anyways. Her food be bangin'

Friend: 'Ayy Jaymes, yo Moms brought me food while I was the in the hospital. She a Dime, lookin fine and cooks good too. I wonder if she a freak in the sheets'

Jaymes: 'Man, thas my Moms, dude. Don't talk about her like that'
by Gurrllintheworld June 29, 2018
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mormsturbate

When you masturbate using the book of mormon. Specifically, when you put your penis between the soft pages and sliding it out slowly.
Dude the other day i came so hard last night after i mormsturbated. i love the missionaries now.
by heisenberg420969 May 7, 2018
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Momstigate

When a mom need to investigate herself
“I gave my son a wet towel at his ball game and his mother still momstigate”
by Ash McTasty June 18, 2019
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momstock

A female whose mother could be described as one who has aged well. There is high potential of becoming a milf.
Her mom had 4 kids and still looks good. She definitely comes from good momstock.
by boomgotthem August 28, 2019
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