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Moses

Moses beats me up when i try to kiss him
by my ass itches very much December 14, 2023
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The Moses

A camel toe when a woman is on her period, signifying a parting of the red seas.
Sandy is definitely on her period right now and she's rocking The Moses splendidly.
by HarryElefante March 13, 2024
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Moses Manoeuvre

A sexual act where a partner inserts their index and middle fingers of both hands inside the vagina and open it in the same way Moses split the Red Sea. For full effect, this is performed while the woman is on her period.
OH MY GOD! He totally pulled a Moses Manoeuvre on me last night!
by piss stains November 21, 2020
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Uber-moses

I was uber-moses at Joco's last night.
by Joshua Collins December 13, 2006
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Moses

A haircut famously worn by Egil
Yo nice Moses cut bra.
by Øywind January 25, 2017
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Moses

Moses wears crusty dirty t-shirts, old jeans and weird cowboy boots. He has brown hair down to his chin. He wears glasses with thin rectangle lenses, and they're so dirty you can't even see through them.

He talks in a southern accent, but he doesn't live in a southern state, and wasn't born in a southern state. He also looks like he lives on a farm but he doesn't.

He seems to only have 4 different shirts, and wears the same boots and jeans every day.

His friend is a kid who plays dungeons and dragons in his mom's crusty basement.
“ew, wasn't moses wearing that outfit yesterday?”
by cherrycoIa September 27, 2019
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