Grandma moses

That favorite grandma who parted the red sea.
Origin from a vocabulary book in an example question.

with the flare of her nostrils grandma moses parted the red sea

go down grandma, go down to bake some cookies, and tell old grandpa to take them out of the oven

by migadimika May 5, 2012

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Triple Reverse Moses

The most difficult trick ever attempted on skis, on foot, on the high dive, or the trampoline. It is considered physically impossible by many physicists, but a few legends have stomped them.

That triple reverse moses was noble. Parkour!

by willdebeast November 14, 2011

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Uber-moses

To be extremely intoxicated; faded

I was uber-moses at Joco's last night.

by Joshua Collins December 13, 2006

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The sothern Illinois version of saying "holy shit". Usually said by 40+ yr old men with shaved heads often named R...o..b..b..i..e with "-ie" in the end not "-y". Work at banks or something like that.

Girl, she be like " 200 men in Illinois dont earn $10,282 a year...OMG!"

R..o..b..b..i..e, he be like "JOLLY MOSES!!..!..!" (he be throwing some candy at that girl.)

Jesus, he be like "HELLOOO!"

by jesus037 November 13, 2009

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