locker stalker

an unattractive person who waits by your locker,follows, or waits to talk to you during school

"oh gosh, weird marshall has been waiting for you after 6th period every day"

"I know he is such a locker stalker"

by youlia February 7, 2009

locker licker

The act of obstructing someones path toward their locker numerous times in the duration of the week resulting in the victim replying "im gonna punch you so hard!". be aware this threat is empty. *Be warned* This act usually ends with the perpetrators being maliciously walloped in the shins by the victim. its totally worth it

victim:"Garrett and Jake are locker lickers! theyre doing it to me!"

teacher: "What does it mean to be a locker licker? i can't help you"

Garrett & Jake" "Ha Ha!"

*victim kicks both Garrett and Jake in the shins*

by Smiley McGee April 6, 2013

Locker room rumble

When two or more people engage in gay sex in a locker room.

Football Fred: Let's change into uniforms.
Halfback Henry: Or we could have a Locker Room Rumble!
Defense Dequan: Oh yeah!
Coach Cock: I'm in.

by FartFucker69 August 13, 2014

hurt locker

When you are severely hungover from a night of heavy drinking and are forced to confine yourself to your room for nearly the entire day.

'Hurt' is in reference to suffering or struggling from excessive drinking and 'locker' is in reference to being confined in a small, dark place to escape reality.

"Dude, why I haven't heard from Chris all day?" "Oh it's best you just let him be man, he's in the hurt locker right now. He'll hit you back tomorrow I'm sure."

"Come on man, come out and drink with us for the game tonight!" "Nah if I do that then I'll end up calling out of work and putting myself in the hurt locker. I have a big meeting tomorrow so I have to avoid that at all costs."

by CK12 August 30, 2013

Lockerz fag

The name given to the people who use lockerz. Orignates from all the faggots who use lockerz at northwest high school

Ahmed: Hey guys!!!! The next lockerz redemption is tomorrow!!!!!

Julio: Shut ur fucking mouth u lockerz fag!!!

Ahmed: ;(

by Tmills94 December 8, 2009

Rain Locker

Rain Locker a woman's vagina.

I pounded her her rain locker for hours, afterwards my entire bed was soaked all the way through.

by NateBlank July 14, 2018

the hurt locker

the oscar winning best picture of 2009/10, a fantastic juxtaposition of cinematic genious/drivel based on a true story by someone who will have no social/political relevance to anyone anywhere globally in about 5 minutes. An artistic picture about the horrors and beauty of *something/whatever*, I didn't actually bother since I have no interest in Iraq/war.

and the hurt locker wins over avatar best picture of the year and that's why I don't care for the oscars enough to watch them. And superbad wins best comedy. Oh Jesus! Do not care, busy; rolling a joint now.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh October 6, 2010