King Looch

An adjective describing a person who is fat in size and who wobbles when they walk. Looch can be multiplyed intomore than one, for example, Gabriel iglesias is a King Looch, because f his size. A lesser king Looch, is one who is skinny yet fat and gay on the inside. For example, Osama Bin Laden is a lesser king Looch

Hey are you a King Looch?
Nah man im a Lesser King Looch
Cool wanna go to the gay club
Sure why not

by Simon Anderson January 20, 2011

minh-loch

A small penis

You have a Minh-Loch

by What does this mean?????? March 11, 2017

Scooch-da-looch

When you move closer to a person in order to lick their elbow and they turn around right when you are in the middle of the lick.

Dude did you see the guy do the scooch-da-looch on the subway.

by Shastyboy22 November 9, 2017

lochner

Small cock

Lochner He has a small cock

by Weinersnichel July 4, 2017

loach

Someone who has denied responibility for to long and has set himself up for scrutiny

All he does is sit around wackin his pud all day, what a loach.

by skrilla June 23, 2003

Loch Ness Monster

Loch Ness Monster is the alternate form of the FrankenMaggie This creature is so large it has a BD. Which scares most Men. The Loch Ness Monster is very scary and fat and ugly. Stand to close to a Loch Ness Monster and you might get butt fucked by it's cankles.

OMG. That Loch Ness Monster's Cankle just went up my ass.

Oh GOD! That Loch Ness Monster is actually FrankenMAGGIE!

by ASOBFAN June 29, 2004

loch ness monster

a living, breathing, membrane(member) that sometimes gets irritated, in other words, extended.

He calls it the loch ness monster.

by megida March 29, 2008