Listen Ape

A person who is very dumb and only listens, but doesn't comprehend.

Mojo is a such a listen ape!

by A.R.M.S November 1, 2009

Listener

Someone who constantly listening to other peoples problems, we can listen give advice and comfort the talkers. we never get asked how we are because *listeners don't have problems*

"Have you spoken to lucy ?"

" yh, she is such a good listener "

" did u ask how she was ? "

" no, she doesn't have any problems"

by Always_284 February 27, 2021

Easy Listening Cowboy

A derogatory term homosexuals, most often ones wearing cowboy hats.

Did you see that guy with the pink cowboy hat, he is such an easy listening cowboy.

by Just Bart June 2, 2011

listen up!

you shout this at people who have no idea whats going on

listen up! don't check out my package faggot

by taz gam March 20, 2004

Listen Like Thieves

On the talk back show
On the radio
At the local bar
In the hot traffic
By the red tail lights

Everybody's down on their knees
Listen like thieves
But who needs that
When it's all in your hands
And we take it down
To the end of town
Where they have control
But they're loosing touch
When the lights go out

You are all you need
You are all you need
So don't hesitate
There's no time to waste
You just do it for yourself

by Death Menace February 3, 2023

Loo Lipton

The dark brown delight launched from one's corn eye during a diarrhea explosion. Mad squirts that turn the formerly clear toilet water brown. In New England if you have the shits it's known as the Boston Tea Party. Loo Lipton or Bowl Tea can often be spotted in public restrooms such as Gas Stations, Truck Stops, Waffle Houses, IHOPs and Denny's. Unflushed Toilet Tetly and the tea bags Ass Paper TP, etc. make for an uninviting bowl. Undoubtedly caused by crappy food from an even crappier restaurant by a real douche that doesn't know how to flush.

I went to use the shitter, but somebody left some Loo Lipton, an always wonderful surprise. Assholes need to learn how to flush.

by Mattyboyee February 19, 2009

Hannah Linton

A dank bitch. Obnoxious and annoying but the best fucking friend you could ask for because she’ll literally curb stomp anyone who breaks your soul. She’s hella cute, but she WILL fight you, and I’d place my money on her to be honest. She’ll make you laugh, even if you’re down in the dumps. Her only flaw is that she can be a bit of a basic bitch, and fangirls a little too hard.

Long story short, I love you bitch. I gon’ ever stop lovin’ you, biiiitch.

Some person: Ugh, honestly, (insert name of one of Hannah Linton’s friends) is so fucking annoying. We should jump her.
Hannah Linton: BITCH WUT DID U SAY ABOUT MAH WIFE?! *proceeds to kick their teeth in*
Me: That’s Hannah Linton for you.

by myMOMtookmyVAPEoof February 10, 2019