latered

Used to describe the extent of drunkenness at any given state.

Dan and I drank so much last night, we were so latered.

Dude you are way to latered to drive.

by Bobby Steele April 1, 2007

LaserBear

The most dangerous animal known to man, described as a bear with unlimited access to the awesome power of lasers. They are extremely rare and are native to the Colorado Rockies. Their access to lasers comes at puberty, after an important laser-christening ceremony at the age of 4 (17 in bear years).

I'm sorry, Larold is out of the office due to the recent LaserBear attack he endured.

Aunt Flo's death was a tragedy, made all the worse by the fact that she was mauled by a LaserBear.

by Nighthawk Justice May 27, 2009

Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword

A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."

Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!

by aotako June 8, 2011

laterica

A nice lovely women who is strong and beautiful and will love,protect, and take care of her kids.She is a night owl but is ready for any thing in the morning.A wonderful wife, but if you get on her bad side she will go full rage and has lots of power to do so.

Laterica is an loving and kind person

by Buttercup_3$ July 3, 2017

lame'o lantern

someone who is so lame they emit a glow the colour of lame

you're so lame you GLOW lameness. you are such a lame'o lantern.

by TsarinaCole April 14, 2009

Ill do it later...

when you acctually really dont want to do something but you cant be asked with it now, but you know in your head you will never do it.

teacher: can you do your work now?
student: ill do it later...
3 Days later
teacher: wheres your work?
student: ermm... *runs away as fast as possible*

by :)helloooo:) May 22, 2018

Laser Brain

Someone who has highly unusual and speedy intellectual capabilities. This individual typically has mastered UCC Damages and Battle of the Forms during the summer preceding law school.

Could use a laser brain to cut through this warehouse of discovery documents, otherwise I'd have to hire ten new associates from Regents law.

by lazerbrain October 31, 2011